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The Apprentice: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 03/02/2022 21:59

For next week /

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DrSbaitso · 24/02/2022 10:20

@SamDees

Have to say this lot are the most incompetent bunch we've ever had on The Apprentice They don't ask basic questions, speak in bullshit bingo which has no relevance to the task in hand and look like idiots in front of clients. The women wear SO much make up and dress like Barbie dolls. I know there are young people out there in the corporate world who could run rings around this lot. Why are they so crap?
Because they're chosen to make good TV, not to be the next Sugar.

I know these tasks are nothing to do with business acumen and are just business-themed games, but you really are set up to fail when you can't communicate properly. The external and internal design teams were deliberately split like that so that their ideas would end up as a complete mismatch like that.

It's great TV.

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 20:59

Evening gang

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:01

Evening. How are they going to fuck this up?

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:01

Honestly.. Harpreet needs firing tonight

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:02

Realised that the opening montage gives a spoiler

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:02

Nick should be PM again

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:03

I reckon Akshay will be PM

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:03

This is a task for Akshsy

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Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:03

Akshay

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TitsInAbsentia · 24/02/2022 21:03

@ArticSaviour

Evening. How are they going to fuck this up?
I think the answer to your rhetorical question is...easily!
Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:04

Turd coloured cars?

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:05

The food and drink will be the sticking point, I reckon

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:05

Everyone wants to be PM

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drinkuplikeamum · 24/02/2022 21:06

I used to go out with a guy who drove an Aston. Was definitely compensating for something. Grin

ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:06

@Pebbledashery

Everyone wants to be PM
Fuck knows why - they are all shit
TitsInAbsentia · 24/02/2022 21:06

DH has already shouted at Suralan for being a prick tease and implying he might fire more than one...."every f*** week you line me up and let me fall!" I'm crying!

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:06

I thought Akshay would've been all over this one

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:06

Did Akshay even try to be PM?

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:06

Suralan 🤣

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ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:07

@TitsInAbsentia

DH has already shouted at Suralan for being a prick tease and implying he might fire more than one...."every f*** week you line me up and let me fall!" I'm crying!
GrinGrinGrin
ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:07

Harpreet is getting on my tit ends already.

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:07

Harpreet is a tosser

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MinglingFlamingo · 24/02/2022 21:08

Mid to high to luxury HmmConfused that makes zero sense

ArticSaviour · 24/02/2022 21:09

I can't understand why Akshay is being sent to catering when he knows about cars. And Harpreet thinks that Akeem can negotiate?

Pebbledashery · 24/02/2022 21:09

Harpreet needs a spectacular firing tonight

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