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The Apprentice: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 03/02/2022 21:59

For next week /

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ArticSaviour · 17/02/2022 21:28

50 or 60? How big do they think the NEC is?

Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:29

This is absolutely terrible. A million pounds.

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TitsInAbsentia · 17/02/2022 21:29

@ArticSaviour

So, these are only accessible to people of their age? No way is your Nana or a mum with a pushchair getting in there
No sensible adult is getting in to that clown car. Although kids will be mithering for a quid to put in the slot to go for a ride since the postman pat ride has been taken away.
Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:29

The Cringe is killing me tonight

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Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:30

Nick is so tragic but you can't help but like him

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Maireas · 17/02/2022 21:30

Oh god. I can't watch.
Yellow sunglasses? Glittery waistcoats?

ArticSaviour · 17/02/2022 21:30

Ok. I may be as thick as a whale omelette...but surely, you find out what a client with a million quid wants and then build it? Not just piss about with the Argos catalogue...

dillite · 17/02/2022 21:31

Oh my. This is absolutely excruciating.

I wonder whether all the big companies send their interns to these joke presentations with a wodge of monopoly money to spend .

MinglingFlamingo · 17/02/2022 21:31

I'm losing the will to live here

ArticSaviour · 17/02/2022 21:31

@Pebbledashery

Nick is so tragic but you can't help but like him
I am edging towards Nick to win. At least he knows he is a twat.
Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:31

What the hell is Akeem doing.

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Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:32

These are just fake deals

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Maireas · 17/02/2022 21:32

Ok. What is Harpreet dressed as?

MinglingFlamingo · 17/02/2022 21:32

@Maireas

Ok. What is Harpreet dressed as?
What's with the baker boy hat???
TitsInAbsentia · 17/02/2022 21:33

I've be wanting treble time for having to go to one of the presentations!

dillite · 17/02/2022 21:33

"31ArticSaviour
Pebbledashery

Nick is so tragic but you can't help but like him

I am edging towards Nick to win. At least he knows he is a twat."

Does he though?

Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:33

Basic maths.

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ArticSaviour · 17/02/2022 21:33

@Pebbledashery

These are just fake deals
Absolutely.

However, when I head to the NEC for Crufts next month, I will keep my eye out for a Starpod. If I find one, I will tag you all on my Insta, babes.

MinglingFlamingo · 17/02/2022 21:33

Why does Nick look like he's about to host a Saturday night game show in 1985???

ArticSaviour · 17/02/2022 21:34

@MinglingFlamingo

Why does Nick look like he's about to host a Saturday night game show in 1985???
With a Babycham
Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:34

@articsaviour thanks huns

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Jellykat · 17/02/2022 21:35

Exactly, Starpod - limited market, hen nights, hope those seats are washable... boak!

Pebbledashery · 17/02/2022 21:35

Suralan is going to be livid

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dillite · 17/02/2022 21:35

Please can someone give Akeem a spine?

psychomath · 17/02/2022 21:36

Did they say if they know who the clients are before doing the design part? Why would Network Rail be interested in a hen party taxi? Confused

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