EASTENDERS 53 !! No spoilers. Maybe for once that will happen …….

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So what’s going on

Phil has kidnapped his son

Grey and Chelsea have a huge 24w PREM who should be hospital for 3mths but we will see

Will he be found out soon

Will tina return as been mentioned by Shirley

Will linda return and be sober. Can’t they allow happiness once

Sonja super nurse

Uncle fester needs to tell wife - name blank

Bernies baby must be due soon. What will happen there

Aaron who cares what happens to him

Hopefully tiff will come back and reunite with hubby. Why they just didn’t talk or text rather then a letter

We all know letters get lost

Rocky will he stay or go

JANINE - what conniving can she do

Erm

What else have I missed

Not a doggy owner but dh older dc have dogs so we have them

Obv picking up warm poo is rank

Maybe Kim and Howie could have tried it out on Banjo? I am disappointed that we didn't see her filming her video. Would have been funny.

I want to know what the going rate was! Kim would be great on QVC she could sell dust

Kim is great , I am a fan too

Is this a reflection of how crap EE is at the moment...?

@SoupDragon

Is this a reflection of how crap EE is at the moment...?

😂

There is one thing worse than picking up warm poo. That’s is when you are searching in the leaves/grass for the offending item and pick up one which is cold. ie. It’s another dogs poo! Which somehow irrationally feels even more disgusting

At first, I thought the pooper scooper was a tacky gem encrusted handbag for a 5 year old.

@lazymum99

There is one thing worse than picking up warm poo. That’s is when you are searching in the leaves/grass for the offending item and pick up one which is cold. ie. It’s another dogs poo! Which somehow irrationally feels even more disgusting

It's a bit like another child's nappy though. Your own is always less disgusting!

@lazymum99

There is one thing worse than picking up warm poo. That’s is when you are searching in the leaves/grass for the offending item and pick up one which is cold. ie. It’s another dogs poo! Which somehow irrationally feels even more disgusting

It is, isn't it?!

I can't imagine Kim picking up any doggy poo , even with a posh pooper scoop thing which did resemble a child's handbag!

Oh dear , is Gray going to die ??
Will kheerat end up in prison ?

Gray won't die. There's not enough story in it, especially with Tina's body waiting to be found.

If Gray dies it’s a complete cop out

Not been on for ages but had to trot back.

Gosh, I was really enjoying that episode right up until I wasn't.

That pool of blood didn't look promising. So annoyed at this twist. Was really enjoining the Whit and Keerat being all Nancy Drew

Well I'm no dr nor am I forensically trained (although I have watched a lot of silent witness soooo) but I'm not sure a bop on the head with an empty whiskey bottle and even subsequently hitting the floor would result in blood loss of that volume that quickly!!

@iknowimcoming

Well I'm no dr nor am I forensically trained (although I have watched a lot of silent witness soooo) but I'm not sure a bop on the head with an empty whiskey bottle and even subsequently hitting the floor would result in blood loss of that volume that quickly!!

Especially black coloured looking blood 😐

They went a bit mad with the blood.
I watched a film called Hunted or hunt or something on Netflix with Hilary Swank and two people had a long punch up at the end of the film with flying glass and all sorts and they only had a tiny bit of blood in comparison!
I suppose Whitney will find him and he'll be ok :(

Did Kheerat tape his ' confession ' on a mobile ?
Would be good if he did manage it.
( he probably didn't )

To be fair, head injuries do bleed profusely. DS2 cut his head at school once and it was like the Texas chainsaw massacre.

It wasn't black though. Although again, to be fair, Gray's soul is black to the core. Assuming he has one.

Gray will survive and tell the feds that Kheerat broke in, confessed he was in love with Chantelle, went crazy and assaulted him. Kheerat will go dahhhhn (and while he's there seek vengeance on whoever killed his brother) and Whitney will frantically be running around trying to save Chantelle#2 (I can never remember her name!) and release Kheerat from incarceration.

I'm calling it!! 😆

Hmmm why didn’t his fancy Ring doorbell record whoever put the letters on his step?

I think Gray took the doorbell down to try and convince Chelsea that he trusted her. I hope Gray is dead. I can't stand him.

Loved Kim at the school. The video to convince them to keep Pearl at the school should be good.

If Kheerat did get arrested, he could bring up all the Curly Girl online stuff to the police, who would almost certainly take his manly word more seriously than Whitney's.
But I reckon it's more likely that Gray would somehow manoeuvre Whitney into the frame for bashing him over the head. He's twisted and clever enough to bring this about, and he likes to have a woman to blame for things going pear-shaped.

I fell asleep watching last night's episode - I only made it to about 20.10hrs and conked. As is often said, these threads are far more entertaining.