Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

Every time ai think it can’t get any worse… God there are some amazing characters, real classics that they could bring back but no. Only if she brings back Seb and Robert breaks out of Jail to come and see him.

I have just discovered something so if you want to know PM me.

Please tell me this is going to end tonight

Oh Pebble I bet this is going on until summer. How has no one noticed a serial killer has set up shop in the village?

This is just hideous. I cannot tell you how much I despise Meena. Vile character, vile actress, vile storyline.

Bah. Annoying pish.

Come on. Stop it. stop her. stop it all. I have no Snowball making materials left in the house. I am not driving 10 miles for supplies.

Raaaaaaaaargh. Of course the writers would make Noah ask for the fucking ring outside her fucking window.

So I get to finish work bang on schedule for once in the last bloody 20 odd months and I come home to this??

Somebody call me a waaaaahmbulance. Feeling proper sorry for myself now.

You know it's beyond bad when I can't think of a single fucking thing to say :(

C'mon Vinny. Join the dots! And please god don't approach Meena with the proof before telling everyone else / the police!

Oh Dear God. Teflon Meena strikes again. How many opportunities are they going to miss. Obviously neither Dreary Wendy nor PCs Swirling and Spoony noticed there had been a padlock on the bedroom door.

Why oh why can Noah not deliver a single line without sounding like he's laughing.

I do wish they'd bring back some of the Classic characters. A big fat no to Rebecca. She was terrible until Meena came along to bring terrible to a whole different level

I even had a bloody dream about Meena last night FFS. Well, nightmare!

@JaneJeffer

You know it's beyond bad when I can't think of a single fucking thing to say :(

The only thing I can think of to say is that yet again Amy has remembered she has a son and makes out she's a better parenting option than Cain and Moira. Amy the killer that is! 😡 Justice for Frank!!

JUSTICE FOR FRANK!

What is the point of Amy anyway? She should bugger off and take her annoying murdering mother with her.

Yes. Justice for Frank. The only remotely attractive man in recent Emmerdale history.

Well, let's see what pile of pish is going to be served up in tonight's second episode

Get Vinny a job with CID he’s running rings round the local plod!

Right I’m done. She’s found the fucking murder board.

@Maddiemoosmum0203

What a pile of garbage like the copppers wouldn’t notice a lock had been on the door 🙄🙄🙄🙄 We need another plane crash wipe out half this shit cast

Piloted by the producers!

I'm assuming she's wearing an invisibility cloak that enables her to walk around a tiny village, enter and leaves houses in broad daylight, yet nobody ever sees her.

Does she ever go to work?

Whose even running the bloody surgery these days?

I really hope Meena gets caught ASAP, and I know Vinnie means well, but i didn't know whether to laugh or cry at his evidence board.

And I still to this day cannot believe that Cain impregnated Amy.

Where's Matty these days??

@Estara

Does she ever go to work?

Can't remember the last time she wore her nurses uniform. With Manpreet and Wendy away you'd think she'd be needed more than ever at the surgery.

Cain impregnated the other, better, Amy.