Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

This thread is good fun ! Way better than the programme ....yep so moreish @JaneJeffer am a cheese hound

For jane and Brie

I moved on to Aldi frangipani mince pies now @ilovebrie8. Where will it end?

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge so true

Although I wasn't particularly festive now you mention it.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I like it! That’s me to a t!

Nor was I this year. I was full of the scunner.

But now I have 3 days off. I’m going to eat for about 70 hours of it.

Oh I do like a mince pie too...with some nice clotted cream yum 😋...

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Nor was I this year. I was full of the scunner.

But now I have 3 days off. I’m going to eat for about 70 hours of it.

Well deserved.

@SpindleSpangle Catherine Earnshaw 🤣

If I'd have been Manpreet I'd have launched myself at Meena and taken my chances.

Shall we all have a punt on how the Meena saga ends? No spoilers of course, for those who read them.

I reckon it might be a damp squib. Manpreet is allowed to go to the toilet, supervised of course. Spotting a handy Lush bath bomb, she launches it overhead through the bathroom window where it hits a sozzled Zak on the head. Zak frustratingly scratches his head and mooches on, but wait: someone is eavesdropping and hears Manpreet's strangled death gasps. Andy Sugden charges the door and rushed upstairs to the rescue, pulling a determined Meena's hands from Manpreet's throat. 'Who the fuck are you?' cries Meena. 'I have returned to save Emmerdale, in which there must be a Sugden at all times. And by the way, stop that immediately.' [quick Samba break]

Andy has been cleared of any suspicions against him and once again bosses the village. The end.

[quote JaneJeffer]@ilovebrie8 I am currently eating a ton of Brie, how do I stop?[/quote]
You don't Jane hope you have the good crackers, apple slices and a pound of kerrygold to go with it 😁

I have a box of Carr's assorted @Ellenanora7 but only Dunnes butter - times are hard

Treat yersel @JaneJeffer...resistance is futile ! Lol

Ooh assorted😁 very nice, my mother is of the mind that a cream cracker is good enough......she's very wrong.

My (wish) guess……..

Ross comes back to the village for some reason (don’t care why) , meets Mackenzie (don’t care why) in the pub garden as the Woolie is temporarily off limits. Cain, also decides to go to the pub garden (also don’t care why). On way sees Meena who annoys him (don’t care why). He kills her. Cain carries on his journey to the pub garden, where he meets Ross and Mackenzie (don’t care why) . The three of them sit there. The end.

*@SpindleSpangle Catherine Earnshaw * 🤣
I'm waiting for It's me I'm Rishi let me in at your window

@SlatternIsMyMiddleName
Excellent scenario !

[quote TellingBone]@SpindleSpangle Catherine Earnshaw 🤣

If I'd have been Manpreet I'd have launched myself at Meena and taken my chances.

Shall we all have a punt on how the Meena saga ends? No spoilers of course, for those who read them.

I reckon it might be a damp squib. Manpreet is allowed to go to the toilet, supervised of course. Spotting a handy Lush bath bomb, she launches it overhead through the bathroom window where it hits a sozzled Zak on the head. Zak frustratingly scratches his head and mooches on, but wait: someone is eavesdropping and hears Manpreet's strangled death gasps. Andy Sugden charges the door and rushed upstairs to the rescue, pulling a determined Meena's hands from Manpreet's throat. 'Who the fuck are you?' cries Meena. 'I have returned to save Emmerdale, in which there must be a Sugden at all times. And by the way, stop that immediately.' [quick Samba break]

Andy has been cleared of any suspicions against him and once again bosses the village. The end.[/quote]
I think you should definitely rewrite every episode for us! This is brilliant

Didn’t watch because I got drunk. I see there’s absolutely no point watching on catch up. I’m just embarrassed for them.

I've been away for NY so recorded Friday's episode. Now wondering if it's worth watching or will I let OH continue watching the footy?

Decisions, decisions

Tracy must have had the shortest maternity leave in history.

She hasn't been off yet has she??

Wonder what tonight's offering will bring?

Not watched for few days now and think I'll just come here for updates as not missed it in the slightest.

Won't post here for obvious spoiler reasons but read the other day a much longed for character is coming back! Sorry @JaneJeffer it's not Robert!

Meena tapping her finger nails. Jesus. The maniacal laugh. This needs to end this week or I don’t think I can watch anymore.

I have this on in the background. I believe Meena is planning to bash the good doctor over the bonce with his Blackpool trphy.