Emmerdale thread ****NO SPOILERS****

[MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry]

Sorry! Couldn’t think of a witty title- it’s all too awful.

@excelledyourself

I missed yesterday's. Could someone fill me in please?

Kim got rid of Malone's body so Will proposed to her then they went back to the house and there was a row about Will flirting with Bernice and Bernice got kicked out.

Al was alone in the pub and put a metal whisk in the microwave and a timer in its plug socket to switch on later and turned the gas on.

Manpreet discovered Meena about to break into Dawn's and plant some heroin then the pub fell on top of them.

Thank you @TellingBone

So the phone call she made about the "disposal" was to do Will a favour? After hearing him and Bernice the other night? Why would she do that? So he owes her?

Yes the call was to get the body shifted. She told Will that she wanted to know that he wasn't just with her because she knew about the body, that he was there because he wanted to be.

I've never met anyone else who drinks snowballs! I have a brand new bottle of the lovely yellow stuff and lemonade and it glares at me each time I see it. Haven't drunk alcohol in four months, dh is ill so need to be with it and I'm in hospital New Year's Eve so best not drink before then. Maybe I'll open it if Meena gets bashed in .

I drink snowballs, love the yellow stuff and lemonade!

Oh yes Chas is fine living in Liv's house after treating her like shit.

Moses is 6???

Moses! Hope it's the same one. No chance of seeing Ross I suppose.

I very much doubt it, sadly!

I feel like Cain and Al have over practised those stances

Meena “its like when we were children”

Yeah, there’s at least 15 years between you meena!

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

I feel like Cain and Al have over practised those stances

Look at Jullian doing ads. Bring him back UTV

More Snowball nurse Meena. It’s not Manpreet you need to put out of their misery.

Me first.

Stat

@JaneJeffer

Look at Jullian doing ads. Bring him back UTV

Totally agree.

“But nigh on the U T Vee…”

I'd quite enjoy a Mackenzie/Ross face off.

@JaneJeffer

I'd quite enjoy a Mackenzie/Ross face off.

A sarcastic comment duel.

I’ve not been in many explosions to be fair. But Meena looks like she has the plague. Or is she humouring the need for my utter love of join the dots?

Same Moses but soooo grown up!

Oh my God'

Get the fuck out of Robert's house Chas.

Robert/Aaron’s house is so depressing. Why is it all grey and metallic?

Aww it must feel so weird for him to be back.