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Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

963 replies

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:53

Here we go chappies

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awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:48

Come ON Daniel

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:48

Would a risotto made with potato be a pototto?

awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:48

Charit has gone stodgy again

Halsall · 07/12/2021 21:49

Well, earlobes' plate looks a mess.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:49

And nastruims 🤷‍♀️

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:49

I think Charit may be off. I think John has potential to be a serial killer.

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:49

Irish risotto!

Sounds lovely

awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:50

Oh he so wanted to punch Greg

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:50

Earlobe is not taking Marcus’s suggestion well.

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:51

I just baulk at tomatoes in this dish.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:51

I love Nasi goreng. And fried rice.

dementedma · 07/12/2021 21:52

Oh dear. I didnt mean actual ear lobes. I meant the person( with the ear lobes). He looks fierce and capable of a good ravishing

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:52

I'd eat that Nadia Goreng.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:52

Ffs greg learn how to,use a fork

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:52

The way Gregggg holds his fork really irritates me

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:53

@dementedma

Oh dear. I didnt mean actual ear lobes. I meant the person( with the ear lobes). He looks fierce and capable of a good ravishing
It's still a no from me 🤣
Halsall · 07/12/2021 21:53

What happened to the enormous pan of lemons that went into the marmalade? There's only a microscopic dab of it on that plate!

jay55 · 07/12/2021 21:53

Horseradish and lobster sounds so wrong

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:53

@littlbrowndog

Ffs greg learn how to,use a fork
The way he thumbs it into his face 🤢
TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:54

@TheDogsMother

I'd eat that Nadia Goreng.
Nadia Goreng. Who's she ? Nasi Goreng obvs 🤣
Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:54

@dementedma

Oh dear. I didnt mean actual ear lobes. I meant the person( with the ear lobes). He looks fierce and capable of a good ravishing
He looks like he’d do the things he assumes you’d like then give you the silent treatment if you tried to give him a little nudge in the right direction
Theeyeballsinthesky · 07/12/2021 21:55

Daniel is so intense bless him

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:55

@dementedma

Oh dear. I didnt mean actual ear lobes. I meant the person( with the ear lobes). He looks fierce and capable of a good ravishing
We know what you meant. Oh Daniel, you nailed the Romesco before. Oh my Charith!
Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2021 21:55

@dementedma

Oh dear. I didnt mean actual ear lobes. I meant the person( with the ear lobes). He looks fierce and capable of a good ravishing
Don't know about ravishing, Capable of a good foraging maybe
fourquenelles · 07/12/2021 21:55

That's a bit of a mess but the boy done well