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Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

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Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:53

Here we go chappies

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ilovesooty · 03/12/2021 21:13

I think she's out.

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:13

What a pig drinking the jus like that

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Sunbird24 · 03/12/2021 21:13

Ew Jay!

jay55 · 03/12/2021 21:14

I'm sad, I had high hopes for Yasmine, just feels a year too early.

Halsall · 03/12/2021 21:14

Such a pity there are so few women who make it through to the later stages.

Horridcreature · 03/12/2021 21:14

Agree one down and one definitely staying

Wolfcub · 03/12/2021 21:14

Not sure I like Matt

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:14

Matts facial features are very disproportionate

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viques · 03/12/2021 21:14

Daniel. I would like to adopt him, or be his UK mummy because he needs someone to look after him, and in return he could cook for me. He is so modest and sweet, and he cooks like an angel.

Oh poor Jasmine’s eggs. She is lovely, but I fear she is going home, because .Daniel will OCG through for certain and Forager and Enriques will be battling for the other place. Enriques has the advantage that he is cooking pork for Jay, who loves it.

viques · 03/12/2021 21:15

Daniel will go through.

Wolfcub · 03/12/2021 21:15

Where's the sauce, or purée, I'd be sad if you gave me that

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:15

@viques

Daniel. I would like to adopt him, or be his UK mummy because he needs someone to look after him, and in return he could cook for me. He is so modest and sweet, and he cooks like an angel.

Oh poor Jasmine’s eggs. She is lovely, but I fear she is going home, because .Daniel will OCG through for certain and Forager and Enriques will be battling for the other place. Enriques has the advantage that he is cooking pork for Jay, who loves it.

Sugar mummy? 😁😁😁
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Horridcreature · 03/12/2021 21:15

Tracey has the same view of foraging i have.

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2021 21:15

I think he should have left the browned side up on those scallops.

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:16

Too much foragery to even be nice

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Halsall · 03/12/2021 21:16

According to a website I've found, Spignel was traditionally used to promote the expulsion of afterbirth. Hope forager boy knows what he's doing messing with Ye Olde Folke Herbs.

viques · 03/12/2021 21:16

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Tracy looks a bit tired. What will make Jay Rayner happy?
Pork makes Jay happy.
TheDogsMother · 03/12/2021 21:16

This sounds nice.

Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:16

The fat on that lamb hasn't been rendered

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fourquenelles · 03/12/2021 21:17

Has he rendered that fat properly?

Wolfcub · 03/12/2021 21:17

Fox piss. Jay hs upped the anti from the dog piss comment earlier in the thread

awesomekilick · 03/12/2021 21:17

Ok I'm on the Jay waggon after the fox pee comment.

Wolfcub · 03/12/2021 21:17

Ante ffs

fourquenelles · 03/12/2021 21:17

@Pebbledashery

The fat on that lamb hasn't been rendered
Great minds!
Pebbledashery · 03/12/2021 21:17

Just fat on fat

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