Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

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That looks even more turd-like than Monica's

Well he's obviously not a tosser!

Presentation skills somewhat wanting.

And cooking skills.

Alas.

Today I am serving pancake à la turd.

That chocolate "spread" looks atrocious.

@littlbrowndog

Gawd he would be nice looking if he just got rid of that hair.

I’m saying nowt as Thing One (middle son) has stupid long hair. Oh and eldest does too. Knobs.

@Wolfcub

That looks even more turd-like than Monica's

Crying 😂😂😂

I always eat the first pancake too, still tastes the same

Someone needs some sennacot

Gregg has finished it because it has sugar in it. It could be a bag of sugar for him really.

Oooo Esma I have an M&S voucher in my purse. I may try and track that down tomorrow.

Do they really have to get close ups off the poop Nutella

STOP SAYING LOOSE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT CHOCOLATE PASTE.

Don’t say “loose” either Gregg.

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@EsmaCannonball

I have tried that M&S Golden Blond Chocolate Spread. It tastes like Caramac with little crunchy bits in it. I am trying to be sparing with it as it is £3 a jar and incredibly calorific.

What time do M & S close? Asking for a friend.

TheDogsMother to quote my old granddad Gregg would eat shit if it was sugared

Tom fresh out Le Prison

Yay! “For me food is about lurve”

@fourquenelles

TheDogsMother to quote my old granddad Gregg would eat shit if it was sugared

🤣🤣🤣

I'm always surprised when I hear Strasbourg is in France, not Germany.

Thom with an h. And a proper French accent.

French dude must be able to make crêpes…

@Pebbledashery

Tom fresh out Le Prison