Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! RIP Jonny Connor; and also Natasha (she too is a goner); and will Roy’s lies cost him his honour?

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New thread. I would link from the old one, but it got filled up with… well, I’m sure you can see.

Stu will end up running the café and marrying Rita. Mark my words.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Stu will end up running the café and marrying Rita. Mark my words.

I forgot Rita was still alive. I’m never sure if she survived the Christmas tree.

Stu could have gone to South America and taken Kelly as an assistant. Roy can't go to Bolivia.

@Clawdy

As if even stupid Debbie would expect Faye to go back and work in a place that held such horrific memories for her.

But Faye is quite happy to work with Sarah, the wife of Adam, who Faye nearly bludgeoned to death! Made me laugh how Sarah casually said she and Adam had forgiven her, like it was a simple misunderstanding! No big deal Faye, here let me give you a job, no hard feelings you nearly killed my husband in cold blood, but no matter! So realistic

Does anyone know how I can get a catering job in South America?

I’d like to be interviewed, get the offer, accept the offer, get pre-employment checks, carry out all the legal and right to work formalities and arrange transport within the space of about 2-3 days

Thank you in advance

Haha exactly!

I think the scriptwriters were having a larf with the South America nonsense!

Incidentally... we won't be seeing Steve McDonald for a while, he's on I'm a Celebrity (and he is quite funny on there!)

Has Richard gone from celebrity, i do enjoy Richard in conversation .

I think Richard's been evacked, yes.

So Stu's a navy cook? So was Steven Segal in Under Siege, just saying. He could have all the moves.

Wasn’t Keith Duffy one of those too? They should defo bring him back!

Speaking of which can Roy bring Spider back from SA, he can get back with Toyah and imran can look on his with his dad mournful eyes

*sad!!

I wonder what Spider looks like now, i will check him out. Bring back Keith Duffy too, he could run the bistro kitchen.

Do check our Spider!

I cannot believe how fresh faced Kelly looks.

I look like I've living rough for two weeks and I'm in a warm place drinking and noshing down

Kelly refused go to homeless shelter but happy ring dodgy drug dealer. I’ve surprised not kidnapped her in a van and make her sex slave they way Corrie is going.

Hope Kelly falls in the canal

Oh yawn. Another gang following a teen…. Where have we seen that before. Do the Corrie writers not have an original thought on their heads?

Yep, it's always teen gangs on Corrie. Tedious

Oh please really? Isn’t being an ex con and homeless bough without drug addiction and sexual assault. It’s supposed be entertainment not chronic depression.

Another random teen gang in Weatherfield? Goodness.

Ugh, has Kelly not done her penance without the implied threat of gang rape? Please have her brought back to Toyah's flat and end the grim storyline.

Maybe this is Corrie cack handed way of showing Kelly a taste of her own medicine?

Why are none of these orphaned children Sam Is spending time with talking about how they felt when their mum died. It’s every child in street almost, come on writers do you even know Shows history?

Oh yeah, sure. Of course Nina just happened to be there

It's a year since Oliver died

I really want to slap Grace.

I was hoping we had seen the back of her.