MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

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New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

For a country with such a big spider problem, I'm surprised there are so many floor picnics. To be honest I would have to walk around in one of those orbs if I ever visited.

I now can't stand Melissa as much as I can't stand Bruce, dear God, she'd ha e been happy if they'd matched her with a door 🙄 I can't bear the smirks she does and the pleading looks into his eyes every time he talks to her.
If Sam tells her there's rumours Bryce has murdered his ex and buried her in the garden she will probably say 'but you don't know him like I do' and give him a back rub. She is so annoying

@Benjispruce5

Well, Becka is lying, her face just gave it away. Can’t understand why Bryce would take Melissa to meet his friends, knowing that this rumour may come up. On the one hand I thought perhaps he is telling the truth but after hearing his mates, is he just stupid???

Once they've got you where they want you they like to push the boundaries even more and to rub your nose in what they are getting away with. It's perverse.

I do suspect most if not all of what is happening is coming from the producers though.

@Immaculatemisconception

I just gave in and googled Melissa and Bryce. No comment.

I had to binge watch the rest of the episodes. all I can say is O M G

I’ve to watch the last two as life has overtaken moi.

I get Bryce is a knobber cobber but I truly truly dislike the sweaty pink melt that is Pat. Liam who is clearly searching for a Charlie big baws. And man sam. Who gives me the feel of someone who pulled the limbs off dolls and insects for shits and giggles. He gives me the Bundys.

I would rather spend a life time with Bryce than 10 minutes in a room with the other three.

I have no concerns for Melissa. As well as wearing dubious eye make up, she is proper wearing the trousers there.

I've folded too and watched the boys' and girls' nights episode.

@Immaculatemisconception

I just gave in and googled Melissa and Bryce. No comment.

Yes. Exactly.

Arrgghh and you've just made me google them as well - I have no words!!!

I’m finally caught up with you all- hurt my neck and have spent all say on the soda and managed to binge 5 episodes. I have to say I’m sick of the lot of them now, except maybe Johnny and Kerry but maybe that’s because they haven’t had enough opportunity to piss me off yet. Bryce is awful, Patrick is a little toe rag, Bec’s a bully, Belinda gives me the creeps. Actually Georgia seems alright, even if she’s determined to dress like Elle Woods from Legally Blonde every day

I suspect the men are given menu options to choose from when planning their "date" and then it's all laid on and sorted out for them by the producers.
I mean, I like Kerry n Johnny but ... giving her a house key. I know it's symbolic but it's just a bit naff at this stage. I mean don't they live in different territories? She won't just be popping in unannounced.
i laughed so hard at the marching band. It was priceless. And then Patrick saying it was a gesture- with a hard g- I mean, he was just parroting something the producers had told him to say.

I just want to get hold of Georgia and tell her that shocking pink doesn’t suit her.

@Benjispruce5

I just want to get hold of Georgia and tell her that shocking pink doesn’t suit her.

I think she looks fab in pink!

So anyway, I confess I'm a tad farther ahead. The only thing I want to say, which I hope is not in the vein of spoilerism but will report my post if anyone disagrees, is we need Georgia's mum on as an ixpert for the next series - the woman talks sense!

She has brown eyes and I think that shade of pink is garish. She would look nice in a softer, paler pink or even a more orangey red. She has a warm complexion and she wears cool, bluey pinks. I’ve obviously read too much about my colours!

@TitsInAbsentia definitely here for Georgia’s mum. Lots to talk about with that episode, can’t wait for it to be current.

I had no desire to hear of Belinda’s galloping flutters thank you.

Pat would give me the gallops but of a different variety.

I’d be running so fast in the opposite direction.

And I’m fat…

And Bec was not being truthful.

I should know.

I watch ‘faking it’ 🧐

Hurry up and watch it all, guys. Dying for you to be caught up 🤐😵🤯

I've started a spoiler thread as lots of us have watched it all or have read the Daily Mail sidebar of shame.

MAFS AUS series 8 spoilers www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4397473-mafs-aus-series-8-spoilers

is we need Georgia's mum on as an ixpert for the next series - the woman talks sense

Yes!! She could run rings round the so called ixperts

So eww....Belinda and Patrick sitting in a tree...k i s...oh hang on...I think something else might have happened...spewy! I've decided Patrick reminds me of a slab of spam with teeth...

Why is Jake into Bec? She's shown absolutely no sign she likes him.

[quote happilybemused]MAFS AUS series 8 spoilers www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4397473-mafs-aus-series-8-spoilers[/quote]
Thanks!

All the men seem to find her attractive, even after speaking to her.