MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

[bonkersbirdie]

New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

Pleadingly!

Much as I hate to admit Bryce is right about anything, he made a good point about Bec only being bothered about Instagram.

Aye. A shaved one.

I love groundhogs.

I don’t love Liam.

Bec and Liam grip my shit. I’m a horrible auld trout but they honk of mean.

I liked Alana when she said it’s easy to stand by and do nothing and she couldn’t

@30not13

I give in, I've gone to fire up the laptop and watch on SH. Although they sort their episodes differently as they appear to be only 1hr long and there's 7 left according to the list

Only an hour long as no adverts!

Yep realised that when I started watching :)

Eeee.

Just seen Belinda’s ‘Crystal Tipps does Dallas’ outfit.

Oh no baby no.

I’m disliking slimy Pat more and more. And his bebunched missus.

The pair of them love the drama and encourage it.

They want to get a grip. Even if it is of eachother’s jewels.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Eeee.

Just seen Belinda’s ‘Crystal Tipps does Dallas’ outfit.

Oh no baby no.

I’m disliking slimy Pat more and more. And his bebunched missus.

The pair of them love the drama and encourage it.

They want to get a grip. Even if it is of eachother’s jewels.

Bob's your uncle 🥺

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Eeee.

Just seen Belinda’s ‘Crystal Tipps does Dallas’ outfit.

Oh no baby no.

I’m disliking slimy Pat more and more. And his bebunched missus.

The pair of them love the drama and encourage it.

They want to get a grip. Even if it is of eachother’s jewels.

They remind of children being allowed to sit with the adults and feel the need to interrupt.

Liam makes my skin crawl.

That is all.

I would glue both of their arses to the naughty step.

And I wouldn’t let Pat eat with the grownups until he managed not to show his cud.

Liam thinks he is important.

He is not.

He also wants his opinion heard.

I would rather he zipped it.

He thinks he is a full roast dinner when in reality he is a boiled in the bag.

I think Georgia and Jake would have made a good pair.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I would glue both of their arses to the naughty step.

And I wouldn’t let Pat eat with the grownups until he managed not to show his cud.

Honestly I can bearly stand to watch the dinner parties- so many of them have foul table manners. Patrick and Bryce particularly turn my stomach when they eat.

Just watching Thursday.
I am not a fan of how Bryce has spoken or carried on but I really fecking hate packs of bullying sheeple.

It was disappointing that even Johnny and Kerry seem to be running with the pack too.

If Alana had a problem with her revelation, she should have said it at the time. Not waited till the dinner party.

They are mostly all a bunch of qunts.

The only redeeming feature is the iPhone ad with the delicious Mr Bacon.

But I am just a woman with a remote in my hand and a feeling of nausea looking at grinny little Pat.

The littlest man in the ixperiment is a crater the biggest hole

It has got feckall to do with you, you sweaty pink little melt.

And Bec is a nasty ungracious crater as well.

I don’t like Georgia either.

The only thing stopping her disappearing up Bec’s anoose is her shoes.

Finally catching up with Thursdays episode… I do have the best reason for being behind tho. Currently sat in bed with my 2 day old son in my arms 🥰
Judging by the thread, I’m going to have some strong opinions on the latest shenanigans 😂

@Ughmaybenot

Finally catching up with Thursdays episode… I do have the best reason for being behind tho. Currently sat in bed with my 2 day old son in my arms 🥰 Judging by the thread, I’m going to have some strong opinions on the latest shenanigans 😂

Congratulations! That's really lovely to hear 🌹

I quite liked Alan to begin with but every time they flash up ‘teacher’ on the screen I do have to wonder. Stripping to your Lacy lingerie to cook a steak and detailing your seclude on National TV is questionable and I would have thought a potential career mistake. Maybe that’s it, it’s her way out of teaching!

Sex life not seclude.

Ah congratulations @HollowTalk how lovely.

Sorry @Ughmaybenot

Aww congratulations @HollowTalk enjoy those snuggles

I wish it was right for you to congratulate me but actually it was @Ughmaybenot who had all the hard work of giving birth!