MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

[bonkersbirdie]

New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

I think Alan's on drugs & Jason's an alco - match made in hell!!

Once you hear that extra A from Alana you can't help watching her every word... is it her teeth !

Yes, I finally noticed with "gone to shit-a".

Jake needs to get some self-respect, LOL.

Beck's smug smile there: "well he's not walking away!" (Ie. I can do whatever the fuck I want to him and he will keep coming back for more)

Bec can piss off. Again.

What is it with Bec? Winds & winds & winds then when Jake steps up she holds it against him??

The way Alana says relationship is the one that sticks out for me. It's like a poor Sean Connery impression."Rilayshhhhonshhhip"

I would be so happy if Jake was my son-in-law.

If Bec was my daughter-in-law I would jump off the nearest bridge.

Confession - I like Brett's new moustache look & want to wax it....

@HollowTalk

I’m really surprised that a man Jasons age struggles to have sex every day with a new partner. He looks like he’s a weed smoker. Or maybe he’s just very dopey!

It's the drink! It's related to low energy and poor sexual performance (ED etc)

Bryce not liking this.

Bec is horrible. Nasty woman.

Jake, I’m over here!!!!!

@wannabebetter

Confession - I like Brett's new moustache look & want to wax it....

Brett looks like he needs a bloody good wash. When did he last wash his hair?

@HollowTalk I'll wash it!!

Just watching Jake in bed telling Bec he doesn't feel wanted and I can't believe she said she's don nothing to indicate she isn't into him
What like telling him he's boring, sucks the life out of her, she isn't attracted t him etc.

I also cannot believe she is mad at him for 'stopping to Bryce's level' because he said 'piss off' when she's spent the last few weeks winding Bryce up and needling him constantly

I can't stand Bryce but Bec is t needling him to help Melissa, she couldn't give a shit about her

Melissa has incredibly low self-esteem and self-worth.

Aaahh and Bryce-Not-Nice just rolls out the 'I really care for you' card at the perfect time, to reel her her back in....🤮

Thanks @TitsInAbsentia.

I think the extra A is an element of a regional Aussie accent. Jess in S6 did it too.

Och I don’t know.

I wish Melissa had got a full on decent dude but I think she is playing the long game.

I’ve seen it in some acquaintances over the years.

They want the wedding, the house/nest, the 2.2, the school run, dog or cat and the barbie in the back garden.

Which is just fine.

Except so far, Melissa hasn’t been able to achieve it. Some (male or female) put up with any old shite for a shot at the dream.

I think Melissa isn’t feeling as hard done by as we all might think. She is half way to the dream.

It won’t matter to her if she only gets to have 95% of her dream life.

I do hope that he is lovely to her sometimes and we aren’t getting to see it thanks to the producers.

It's so weird to see the women who are younger than Belinda telling her "well done" because she got naked in front of her husband. It really is like watching two 16yo virgins starting to date, very cringey. And Belinda's bizarre dress sense makes it look like it should be creepy.

Patrick is a shit stirring little creep, remember Bryce's first run in was with Sam, it's where it all started, because of Patrick telling tales

@GreenLunchBox

I follow Jason on Instagram, he went live the other day, he was in the shower and clearly extremely drunk, it was only about 8pm Aus time on a Thursday!

Haha, why do you follow him?!

I follow all the MAFS people, and have seen the end of the series so don't mind spoilers

I know. Belinda needs to be going up and down in a lift with Mungo and Midge.

Pat needs to be in Squid Games.

I was holding on to hope that Jake would finally see Bec for the nasty woman she is and write leave. I'm beginning to feel that he has as little self esteem as Melissa. But luckily for him Bec clearly has no intention of maintaining this relationship.
He will soon be free to find a proper partnership with a decent human being!

Although she does look more like Crystal Tipps…