MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Has anyone noticed that Bryce's big nose is permanently red. Makes him even more unattractive.

Its his blood pressure going to his nose @ufucoffee 🤣 men are always telling us we would be prettier if we smiled and chilled a bit 🤣

@ANameChangeAgain

Its his blood pressure going to his nose *@ufucoffee* 🤣 men are always telling us we would be prettier if we smiled and chilled a bit 🤣

😂

Just watching last nights episode now… James is a horrible person isn’t he? As people have said, it’s not at all confusing as to how this very rich man who doesn’t look like a shoe is single… he’s gross. Jo absolutely is a shit stirrer but I still feel for her that she’s stuck with him.
Bryce, also gross. Nothing about him is positive and the way he keeps saying people must be jealous kills me 😂 I believe Bec. She’s a knobhead but I agree that he was peacocking and wanted her to know he’s ‘in demand’. He’s said from the word go that he fancies her.
Belinda and Patrick, they’ve surprised me with how they’re going. They seem very happy… I still don’t want to watch them tho, they’re cringey af 😂
I honestly could watch chris all dayyyyyyy 🥵

Also yes to a previous poster who said that Melissa is trying so fucking hard to be a ‘cool wife’ that she literally accepts everything Bryce says and does and acts like it’s okay.

I agree that James is a different level nasty. A real wolf in sheep’s clothing. Whereas Bryce is just an idiot - I think most people would suss him out and fairly quickly - apart from Melissa of course but I think that’s probably a result of her relationship history.
James is much more likely to take people in for a long time.

That’s true @Fuggly James is much more shady really.
The second hand embarrassment with Bryce keep saying ‘if they’re brave enough’ about ‘confronting’ him… that man is not remotely scary or tough 😂 he gets immediately flustered, goes bright red and starts with proper schoolyard insults… and then he threw a fucking drink thinking that was a tough guy move 🤦🏼‍♀️ Cringe, cringe, cringe.

God I want to throttle Melissa, very frustrating to watch. Dont believe Liam and Georgia, too try hard, no way is she OK with all his admissions. Shes definitely on it for the attention. I was watching series 7 and Jason flashed up in the cards they show when introducing new singles. I'm sure there are more

Brett laughing at Bryce saying he was the most honest cracked me up 😂
Jake, what a guy. I liked that he let Bec say her piece without getting involved but stepped in telling Bryce to watch his language to make it clear that was unacceptable.
Melissa is a mug. What can you do? What does she even find attractive about him?!

I’m not sold on Liam and Georgia, I’m just not sure. She may be as open minded and accepting as all that… but I’m not sure many people are? Like they may be accepting etc but to just not question it or get into it more at the time seems a bit strange?

Jake got huge bonus points for that, he was to the point and not aggressive or rude - I mean it must have been good since Bec complimented him on it!

But you know what was missing from the dinner party? I'm going to say it...I never thought I'd miss....ManSam! He'd have had some cracking one liners for sure. I really want to go on to his social media to see what he had to say about it at the time but I know there would be spoilers so I won't.

Speaking of spoilers, my bloody phone news feed threw something at me last night...FUMING! I think a lot of people had already seen something about it on the fail sidebar of shame. So if you have a news app or similar on your phone make sure you tell it you ARE NOT interested in MAFSAUS so it doesn't show you things!

Jake is pretty much the unsung hero of the series so far. He and Pat came out of that episode very well. I liked how both Bryce and James quickly buckle under a bit of peer pressure.

It's interesting how the 'bromances' push the women out. Or have I got that wrong? I'm wondering how I'd deal with it. I can imagine "the joke" would quickly become tedious.

Oh ffs I just wrote a long reply and my phone ate it 🤦🏼‍♀️
Yes, I do think the fact Jake was so calm, collected and straight to the point was impressive and it strengthened his point that he wasn’t angry etc. I also think it helped to make Bryce look even more of a cunt that he already looked!!
I’ve been mulling it over while walking the dog and it’s really annoyed me the way the hideous james dragged Kerry into his argument with jo, both physically and emotionally. She’s brand new and the position he put her in was uncomfortable and basically forced her into a ‘side’ in front of the whole group. Very unfair on someone new to the group. I don’t think I’m overstating it to say James hates women. The disdain is just written all over him.
I really missed ManSam, he was so funny!! A twat in husband terms but a joy to watch for a dinner party 😂

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I agree *@PugInTheHouse*, the ixperts should at least be seen to be popping in to check how everyone is and calling out his odd behaviour. They do it amongst themselves enough. Going back to the Coco and LadySam dinner party, it's just occurred to me that Sam was dressed like an angel almost in her white winged dress, whilst Coco dressed like a stripper. Production obviously supply the clothes, don't they? From the latest episode, who amongst us would be happy married to a bisexual man if we were straight ourselves? Inner circle friends and family is obviously a no brainer, but I would honestly struggle as a bed sharing partner. I think he said he wanted to be with a woman so he could have babies.

I've been happily married to a bisexual man for 18 years, together for 21. He told me he was bisexual in the first few months of our relationship. I was surprised but told him at the time I had no issue with his sexuality as long as he planned to remain monogamous to me. He did/does. We now have 2 children, but we’d been together 9 years before we decided to start a family. Even then we both felt if it happened for us great, but if it didn’t, so be it. I have never felt as if I have been used to “give him babies”.

Do you think they turn the heat on full blast at the dinner parties just to add to the toxic atmosphere? Everyone looked bright red.

Chris has beautiful eyes. I'm not a fan of his haircut either. Too Conor McGregor 🤮

Hoping for more Chris tonight, we were short-changed last night!

Bryce is a Spitting Image puppet of himself and James is Robin Thicke.

@JaneJeffer

Do you think they turn the heat on full blast at the dinner parties just to add to the toxic atmosphere? Everyone looked bright red.

Chris has beautiful eyes. I'm not a fan of his haircut either. Too Conor McGregor 🤮

I thought it was my TV 😂 Everyone was pink.

@YoniHuman I must admit I've changed my mind since watching them the last couple of episodes, and hearing him explain that its the person not the sex he is attracted to. I was narrow minded about it really until I understood.

@dapsnotplimsolls

Hoping for more Chris tonight, we were short-changed last night!

Based on what little we did see tho, I think he may be a new favourite re his facial expressions and reactions to drama. He did the wide eyed ‘what the fuck’ look well

I believe Bek too. Bryce is laughable in his delusion that people are jealous. I’m not sure that Melissa is wanting to be a cool wife, she just looks surrendered. Like she’s given up. James is just awful. I agree though that Jo is shit stirring. She’s unhappy and there was no need to tell Belinda what James said about her. The time to pull him up on it was when he said it, not later in front of Belinda. And yes, tonight can we see more Chris please 🥰🥰

Needs.
More.
Airtime.

@TitsInAbsentia

Needs. More. Airtime.

That shower scene 👀 🥵

I am so bored of Bryce and Melissa.

Melissa looks broken. I hope they do something about Bryce tonight.

James' behaviour is odd. Very childlike.

I like Jo’s dress. I’d look like a waterballoon in a string bag wearing that though