Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Abi and Tez want Corey dead; does Leo want Daisy, or Jenny instead? And what the f**k is on Zeedan’s head?

[WomanStanleyWoman]

New ‘un.

Now it has extension to the sewers. How do you even do that?

As a storyline about the legacy of the late Victorian hydraulic engineering which underlies our urban residential built environments, it's about as accurate and credible as the Weatherfield Transplant Centre.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel will be turning in his grave.

Jenny does a very unconvincing wail which we will no doubt hear a lot this week.
I think Abi's wail of grief is the best, closely followed by Leanne's.

@FeltCarrot

Joe and Petunia! Showing my age now!

me too

Poor Gail it’s going cost heck lot more fix the hole

Looks like ghostie was just an extra after all 👻

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a38034523/coronation-street-fan-theory-mystery-ghost/

Been reading this thread and it confirms my decision to stop watching this tosh back in January, despite being a dedicated fan since the early 80s.
I'll keep checking in with you all to see if things improve, but I'm not holding my breath.

[quote WomanStanleyWoman]Looks like ghostie was just an extra after all 👻

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a38034523/coronation-street-fan-theory-mystery-ghost/[/quote]
I knew it was just an extra ffs😂

I've finally caught up on this ridiculous storyline! What I did like, was when someone commented about Harvey "who do you think he is, the Terminator?" then we saw him demanding the cyclist's bike after coming to at the end of the sewer pipe. Was that a little comedic nod to Terminator? "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle".

Knowing Harvey he will head butt Mr bad heart and leg it off into the sun set.

Natasha surely a gonner shot blank range through the chest, even only nurse Aggie was near by!

Carla: “I think I’ll give him something dignified”

Really? What a radical idea for a funeral. I’m sure no one has ever done that before

So this half was Guilt. Will Recriminations be at 8:30, or do we have to wait until Wednesday?

Yeah - as we all thought at the time, you don't get a sinkhole and just leave it. Authorities get involved, you don't get a choice.

Another plot fail.

Well less wailing than expected. Jenny got broken shoulder or whatever but still managed get herself into teeny red dress

What will forest fight be? Carla over whatever local paper print about Jonny? Or Carla fighting Shona and David once she’s hears the news? Though hardly need more 2 Brian cells work out that.

*first

Only in Corrie can you be critical and left in bed on your own with no nurse.

@TellingBone

Yeah - as we all thought at the time, you don't get a sinkhole and just leave it. Authorities get involved, you don't get a choice.

Another plot fail.

Can you imagine it in real life:

1. Fire and Rescue
2. The Local Authority
3. Police
4. Public Health (see (2)) and associated Health bodies
5. Insurance Loss Adjustors for all affected parties crawling around like locusts
6. The National, Regional and Local Press
7. The Health & Safety Executive
8. Lorraine Kelly

Lorraine Kelly wouldn't touch Coronation Street with a barge pole after Gail fired a bow and arrow at her.

@RachelHasThoseInBurgundy

Carla: “I think I’ll give him something dignified”

Really? What a radical idea for a funeral. I’m sure no one has ever done that before

I know!

"I think he'd like that"

Surely not. Who would?

Lorraine Kelly Whats less realistic is Sally not be out there everyday measuring how far the hole was from
Her conservatory!

How come Natasha was perfectly made up eyes and all having undergone major life saving surgery. Bit pathetic. Its all getting on my nerves. But at least that horror Daisy got a few home truths.

Just about to watch on +1. I'm going to pay full attention so that I don't miss any vital details (like the tramp and rucksack).

Crikey, it's a wonder they're going to bother with the operation after that deathbed scene.

I assume Natasha's a gonner then, from that speechette?

It's all quite bonkers.

@DahliaMacNamara

Crikey, it's a wonder they're going to bother with the operation after that deathbed scene.

Well indeed. They may as well just wheel her out to the skip in the car park.

It’s like the most child friendly death ever, after Fridays jack the Tiranic they have run out of dramatic deaths. Next thing he nice doctor saying oh so sorry… then Sam will say something about the average cost for funeral in up has risen 40% in last 10y and Nik and Leanne will burst into tears

at least that horror Daisy got a few home truths.

I did a little cheer at that too.