MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

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Melissa thinks her not dating is a much bigger issue than it really is - he seems lovely but she’s going to fuck it up!

Can’t stand Bec already! I’m not sure Jake think she’s sex on a stick but she definitely does!

Definitely agree that Melissa is making such a mountain of it that it could be the rock they perish on.

Bec is horrible!! The way she speaks to Jake is awful, you’ve only just met him.

Gosh, Rebecca is not being very nice at all!

@MacMahon

I wonder how much sexual experience Melissa has. She's really hung up on her lack of relationship experience. I think she's going to sabotage herself.

Yep. Her wedding vows were a bit cringe. She should have got someone to cast an eye over it 😬

Ugh, she is totally high maintenance

Bec's behaviour is awful.

…..& it’s Bec The Bitch Show.
Please please don’t allow any daughter of mine grow up to be like her 🙈

Is Bryce sticking two fingers up at his ex by doing this so soon?

@MrsWhites

Can I join in....

Melissa thinks her not dating is a much bigger issue than it really is - he seems lovely but she’s going to fuck it up!

Can’t stand Bec already! I’m not sure Jake think she’s sex on a stick but she definitely does!

Yeah, I wouldn't even bring up the dating thing, yet Melissa was 'dreading the moment it comes up'..She's virgin Matt 2.0. No doubt been told to make this a thing 🙄😴

Bec loves herself and has an inflated opinion of herself. She needs to sort her parting out.

I'd be thrilled if my husband looked at me in a 'she's hot' way when I first met him. Poor guy can't win!

If I were feeling charitable I’d maybe think she’s gone into attack mode as a defensive measure because she’s feeling vulnerable, but I’m not convinced she’s not just a bitch

Bec and Jake both have grey hair already. Their kids will be grey by 17

You ain't all that Bec

I like Bec's friend!

Jake should’ve married the best friend for sure

Hooray for sensible friends

Ironic Bec went on about teeth. Her teeth aren't great!

A trophy. She has notions about herself.

Even her friend thinks she's being an arse.

Yeah, Bec's friend is a hidden gem.

Literally cannot get over how much Bec thinks of herself, mate, you’re not all that!!

@GreenLunchBox

Ironic Bec went on about teeth. Her teeth aren't great!

Whatever do you mean?? She brushes them twice a day and flosses too… flosses you hear?!

We all need Bec’s friend in our lives

Well, she seems to have softened a teeny bit. At least they were able to talk sensibly about it and nobody ended up losing their shit a la the last lot of UK girls