MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

@YourFinestPantaloons

I can't believe Melissa wasn't rated higher in the attractiveness task. She's a classic beauty! I just don't see the attraction with Alana 🤷‍♀️

Same!

Most irritating bit for me in tonight’s episode was when ManSam said something about Coco along the lines of ‘She’s female so she’s got emotions’.

Just urgh at the word female to describe a woman (I always think it sounds very Incel) and LOL @ that being given as a reason for someone having emotions. He’s just a complete twat.

To clarify: female used as a noun for a woman.

@waterlego

To clarify: female used as a noun for a woman.

but above all he was using that to justify her putting him bottom 4th, he still thinks she was taking a swipe at him but if she was doing that she'd have just put him last!

Agree @TitsInAbsentia!

Oh I'm sure she was taking a swipe at him, but if she'd put him last it would have been too obvious, she was smarter than that. Just enough to drive him bonkers. Funny how he can dish it out, but not take it.

Massively sexist arrogant prick. Can didn't hold back with the character assassination.

I thought what Melissa said in her bit with the producers was really sad.

Cam

I go to an evening class and I left early last night as I wanted to get home before dh went to bed so we could watch MAFS😂

Just watching last nights episode.
I don’t think it’s altogether a coincidence that coco is keen on cam, but maybe that’s me being bitchy. ManSam is a complete arsehole tho, so not blaming her at all for looking for someone else… the ‘she’s female so she has emotions’ comment 🤮 I did notice in earlier episodes how cam, whilst saying he did know ManSam from back home, was keen to press the point that they were not friends.
Bec is off her head. She’s honestly just horrendous. God knows why Jake is putting up with her crap.
Melissa… I’m not buying that she didn’t know her ex was married. I think she knew. And, I don’t say this lightly mind, if that is the case, I don’t blame Bryce for being a bit taken aback, given how she so clearly disapproved of his cheating (albeit in a very gentle way because she apparently cannot stand up for herself or her beliefs on anything)
Brett and Booka are very sweet together, a lot of time for him pointing out her scrunchy nose when she laughs, soppy so and so.

Maybe that's why Melissa was so against Bryce cheating as it rinsed her of her cheating ex who she found out was married?

It's been bugging me who Brett reminds me of and I think it's the actor William Hurt, it's 'esscence of' rather than true likeness.

Also lol at James’s delicate ego!! Getting stroppy because Jo said Jake was a nice guy and was good looking, well that is just true?! Does he expect her to become blind to both personality and looks just because she’s been matched? Plank.

Brett reminds me of Kevin Klein especially when he was in French Kiss, and that’s not a bad thing!

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Maybe that's why Melissa was so against Bryce cheating as it rinsed her of her cheating ex who she found out was married?

It's been bugging me who Brett reminds me of and I think it's the actor William Hurt, it's 'esscence of' rather than true likeness.

That’s a good point. I expect she has been very hurt by the ‘ex’ and that probably does being back sore spots for her. I don’t really believe he can be classed as a true ex at this stage really tho, she says herself they go a couple of years sometimes then sleep together again, is it really over now? 🤔

@Ughmaybenot

Also lol at James’s delicate ego!! Getting stroppy because Jo said Jake was a nice guy and was good looking, well that is just true?! Does he expect her to become blind to both personality and looks just because she’s been matched? Plank.

That's not why he was pissed off though,it was because she kept saying he wouldn't go for someone like her which is a completely different thing. I'd be pissed off too. I like the way they made up and flowers are never wrong but they looked a bit shit tbh and more like weeds

That's not why he was pissed off though,it was because she kept saying he wouldn't go for someone like her which is a completely different thing. I'd be pissed off too. I like the way they made up and flowers are never wrong but they looked a bit shit tbh and more like weeds
I admit, I’ve only just got to that part, I keep thinking the episodes are an hour not an hour and a half 😂 I should’ve watched it all before judging 🙃

😂

Ok it's been a while since this was on (few months maybe? But lock down has made it seem like years!) but I'm pretty sure Melissa knew her ex was married despite claiming otherwise. I highly doubt you can have an on/off (as she claims) relationship with someone and not notice a few things that might seem off. She has massive massive issues which will soon become apparent but I won't say anymore on that out of respect for those of you who haven't seen it. If you have any questions feel free to ask and I'll do my best to answer.

Bec is a bitch.

Bryce shows constantly why domestic violence is a massive issue in Australia.

Man-child Sam is a flog. Never liked him but I did agree with him about something that happens regarding the other flog.

Alana loves sex. Really loves it.

Jake is a real man. In other words decent.

Man-child Sam is a flog What does this mean?

@OnTheNatureOfDaylight

Man-child Sam is a flog What does this mean?

Man-child: a so-called adult who acts like a child but can also be the other way around. Depends on context.

Flog: Australian for dickhead, wanker etc.

Put them together. Sam the man-child (often childish) is a flog (wanker)

Same can be said for Bryce who is far worse.

Ooh flog is a new one on me!

Enjoying the insights but please please be super careful not to give any spoilers or even hints of spoilers!

@NautaOcts

Ooh flog is a new one on me!

Enjoying the insights but please please be super careful not to give any spoilers or even hints of spoilers!

Don't worry I will be very careful. I'm holding a lot back. It is interesting reading how you're all perceiving it. For the record a lot of Aussie men and women are not like these couples. I don't know anyone who ever behaves like the people who go on MAFS.

I found it interesting that most of the women rated Jake very highly on looks and personality - I almost wish Bec could have seen as she's so hard on him. He seems lovely!

And Jake is naturally very good looking - no uber white teeth or big hair like James or Bryce!

@RavenT

I found it interesting that most of the women rated Jake very highly on looks and personality - I almost wish Bec could have seen as she's so hard on him. He seems lovely!

She was so unreasonable even when she put him as her number one, she was bloody quick to follow that up with her ‘best of a bad bunch’ chat 🙄

@RavenT

And Jake is naturally very good looking - no uber white teeth or big hair like James or Bryce!

Don't know what the go with the teeth is. They're always so overdone. Must be a requirement to go on the show. I shudder to think how much money they spend on cosmetic surgery just so they can go on MAFS and kick start their "career" like Jessika who will be a contestant on next year's Celebrity Big Brother (Australian version)

Catching up on this week I have a good excuse though -I gave birth on Sunday