MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Thoughts so far...

Sam looks just like Daniella Westbrook.

Bryce is a genuinely horrible human being.

Overall, everybody seems more genuine than those from the UK versions. Nobody is a Nakita yet, thankfully.

Are we saying that Jason looks like Oscar Pistorius? To be clear?

I'll have to get a better look next episode. So far I'm just distracted by how unhealthy he looks. He looks like he needs a lot of water, some sleep and a bit of sun.

Agree @OrangeJuiceAndNoodles. He looks like someone who’s just coming down from a 3 day bender.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Are we saying that Jason looks like Oscar Pistorius? To be clear?

I'll have to get a better look next episode. So far I'm just distracted by how unhealthy he looks. He looks like he needs a lot of water, some sleep and a bit of sun.

We said the same,he looks like he's detoxing from some really hard drink/drugs!!

I called Sam Melissa by mistake, I mean SAM looks like Mena Souvari ,she looks NOTHING like Daniella West brook

Bryce is a genuinely horrible human being

His body language was really quite alarming when he was standing in the kitchen , he was ready for a fight and he only backed down because she apologised which she shouldn't have done!

His body language was really quite alarming when he was standing in the kitchen , he was ready for a fight and he only backed down because she apologised which she shouldn't have done!

I said to DH that Bryce was doing that on purpose, to teach her a lesson (not to a articulate her grievances ever again). It's very calculated and abusive.

And it worked. Look how quickly she buried her own feelings about the cheating thing.

Arsehole.

Yes. Jason really reminds me of Oscar Pistorius. 🥴

I’m getting confused between all the blonde women.

@Egghead68

I’m getting confused between all the blonde women.

Indeed they all seem so identikit.

And honestly if it's that vital that the person you slept with has a deep emotional connection with you, don't shag them less than a week into knowing them!

I find it difficult to differentiate between them all too.

I feel like there is a higher proportion of identikit blondes in this series, agreed.

Sam has really dark roots. I was trying to imagine her last night with her natural hair colour and I couldn't decide if it would suit her or not.

Agree about Bryce’s body language in the kitchen. He was punishing her for calling him out on his not too ugly comment.

Also wondering if Cameron had said something to Sam the previous night before they slept together along the lines of him having an emotional connection? And in the cold light of day is now denying it? That would explain why she is so upset. If not I think Sam is being a bit unrealistic in expecting him to have feelings after knowing each other such a short length of time even if they have slept together.

Bryce makes Fwanky look almost normal.

Oh Cameron. Really hoping Brett doesn't turn out to be a dick

What...wait...what? Bryce is still digging out Melissa. She is completely in retreat and apologising for all the wrong reasons, this is hideous. Anyway, of course Bryce has cheated before, he thinks he is something special....wrong kind of special in that hat and shades get up. I mean look, people can change (I cheated on a fair few blokes in my 20s, but been faithful for 20 years now!).

Can't believe hideous haired Sam has told Coco it's all about boobs/curves. Is he 14 or something? This is about finding a life partner not a pair of boobs you can play with a few times a week. Shallow much? Body like a hot dog Is he possibly also intimated by her physical fitness?

I thought we were getting new weddings on this episode...carrot sticks and peanut butter!

I loved the body like a hot dog comment, good for her, she doesn't care what he thinks of her and glad she realised what a bloody wanker he is.

Place marking… finding this series very addictive.

Coco’s Sam is just AWFUL. He rates himself so highly and I like her, she’s good fun. Her loud nervous energy resonates with me..

Oh god yeah, the Eminem wannabe ending a relationship because of tit size.

That's a man (boy) to dump immediately. I loved the disbelief on Coco's face.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Oh god yeah, the Eminem wannabe ending a relationship because of tit size.

That's a man (boy) to dump immediately. I loved the disbelief on Coco's face.

It was great, wasn’t it? I warmed to her at that point.

Yea I was liking Coco last night, Sam is such a dick she is incredibly fit physically (at one point when she moved to sit down you could tell just how strong her legs are) but he's going to throw it away because she doesn't have boobs! Such a child.

It set me wondering, how many of us settle down with our physical ideal type?

I know that in the abstract sense, when we got together, my DH would have said his type had dark hair. I'm blonde. My absolute ideal would be tall with blue eyes. But, DH is my type. It's all about the gift not the wrapping and despite not having a very big menu, he is just what I ordered Then again, I know myself pretty well.

See what I did?

I was so pleased that Coco stood up on the physical issue. She could also have said, I didn't want someone deeply shallow and yet here we both are.

In one of the last Aussie threads (S6) someone posted a website link to watch S7. I'm unable to find past threads on this. Does anyone know the link as I'd really like to watch S7?

Southern Hemisphere TV has previous seasons.

@meadowbleu

It set me wondering, how many of us settle down with our physical ideal type?

I know that in the abstract sense, when we got together, my DH would have said his type had dark hair. I'm blonde. My absolute ideal would be tall with blue eyes. But, DH is my type. It's all about the gift not the wrapping and despite not having a very big menu, he is just what I ordered Then again, I know myself pretty well.

See what I did?

I was so pleased that Coco stood up on the physical issue. She could also have said, I didn't want someone deeply shallow and yet here we both are.

I thought exactly this!

On the American one, the ghastly old fraud Pastor Cal said basically the only interesting thing I think he's ever said in his life - that it doesn't matter what you thought your type was before you get married, once you marry someone, they become your type.

Well, hopefully.