MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Aww, Brett’s parents are so sweet!

@Sunbird24

Aww, Brett’s parents are so sweet!

Especially his dad!!!

This is so much better than the monstrosity that was the recent UK production.

OMG not more weddings. I don't think I have the stamina for MAFSAUS.

Oh man, Bryce is going to break Melissa…

What did coco say? Get your pork up my fork?!

@MacMahon I think the weddings are less than halfway through.

@ShuddaBeenMe

What did coco say? Get your pork up my fork?!

Get some pork on your fork I think. Not sure what it means but sounds like something I wouldn’t say in front of my parents if we were Australian!

What did coco say? Get your pork up my fork?! I googled to no avail.

campaignbrief.com/more-pork-on-your-fork-double/

Sam reminds me of someone famous. She is very pretty. I like her.
But…. I do think it’s unethical to go on a program like this with such young kids.

Oiroight Sheilas!

Just checking in. Watched ep 1 and Bec seems like a grade A beeyatch. When are they on? I thought 9pm like normal mafs but obvs not.

I'm just watching episode 1. The look of recognition in Bec's friend's eyes when Jake's friend called Bec hardwork! So telling!

Surely she isn't really friends with Bec? I think she's a stooge put their by the production company.

OnTheNatureOfDaylight - she looks like Kathryn Ryan.

Oops, that's Bec I think looks like Kathryn. Getting them mixed up already. The single mum looks like bambi.

Someone on Twitter said the single mum looked like a cross between Daniella Westbrook and Kerry Katona!

I was thinking Kerry Katona definitely!

@Appalonia

Someone on Twitter said the single mum looked like a cross between Daniella Westbrook and Kerry Katona!

Yes I had thought she has a very slight resemblance to Daniella Westbrook!

I do think all the money are very attractive. Some are stunning. Sam has had a hard time but proved she is made of stern stuff. I could not renovate a house! Melissa is sweet. Coco is a character.

I think the Brett Booka match is possibly the best of all MAFSAUS time. They seem made for each other. I loved the wedding!

Bec is so cold. Sex on s stick. Somebody fancies themselves a bit too much!

Was there a fifth couple last night! If so, they have gone out of my mind.

Money!!!? women

Oh yes that is 5! Bec's man is lovely. I can't remember Coco's bloke. Just that he mentioned boobs already!

Bryce with Melissa, engaged 7 months ago. Sounds a bit fast.

Bruce was engaged was it 7 months ago.

Bec reminds me of Katherine Ryan looks wise too a little bit. I liked her wedding dress.

Love Brett and Booka, even their friends and family seemed well matched!

I think Coco is actually a bit nervous and says any old bollocks to cover it up, but I don’t think her husband (can’t remember his name) will warm to her. He seemed very lively around the guys on the bucks night and just shut down when he met Coco.

@MacMahon

OMG not more weddings. I don't think I have the stamina for MAFSAUS.

You need some of whatever Coco is on