MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

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For when t’other thread is full 😘

Interesting article Sheldon.
Good to have a bit of balance.
And I’m not a Franky fan!

Why can’t I keep up with you all! I’ve a google alert every time @SheldonesqueTheBstard posts - assigned to ping my unopened, “RampantRabbit” cockring. The buggers not working! I’ve checked battery option without opening (a la Luke); perhaps wiggle a USB charger into it without disturbing packaging?

Have to admit, I’m in the ‘scary vibes’ camp re Fwanky. He just makes me feel so uncomfortable. Of course he has redeeming features, it’s rare a rotten egg is obvious from the outside!

I refuse to have anything to do with your contraption mrscat

Not unless you’ve got it rigged up to do a cake mix or distribute your sugar through your brew or similar.

Bzzzzzt 🐓 💍

P.S hope you and yours are keeping fine 😘

Wanky is scary as hell.

Ta @SheldonesqueTheBstard - bzzzzzzzzz - ooohhh !!! bzzzzzzzzz . . .

My wrong un radar is wonky - for sure. 😳

I honestly did find him that went far worse though.

I also think Marilyse is a tough cookie. Im convinced she has a side to her that is handling old Frank just fine.

I agree with both points, kind of. Jordon was bloody awful too, and Marylise is tough. I don’t really agree with someone being tough necessarily being fine with someone who is (possibly!) abusive. It’s miserable, no matter your character. Bitter, bitter experience!

I think we've also got to remember that these people should be on their best behaviour, knowing they're on TV and being followed an hour 24hrs a day. So it's more than a little concerning that some of them are behaving so terribly.

I definitely get weird vibes off Franky - he has been very cold and snappy at times, although he's either behaving better or is being edited better than before, as he seems to have mellowed.

I don’t really agree with someone being tough necessarily being fine with someone who is (possibly!) abusive. It’s miserable, no matter your character. Bitter, bitter experience!

Oh god no!! I wasn’t meaning that.

It is just that I don’t think he is - and I think that M probably has the upper hand there. Because of her kids, if he was perma-awful, I think she’d have been off.

As spanish said with the editing, I wonder if he has been made to look an utter arse because he chose not to engage with the pot stirrers (ixperts).

He was like a different soul with Mog. Baffling.

No one should be with anyone who makes them miserable.

I know I'm in a minority here, but think that Luke is a pain in the hole. I do not understand all the flapping around about how lovely he is, he's a standard issue doormat and nothing more. I'm very unsurprised that Morag isn't that interested in the timorous calf eyes performance and Roy Cropper dress sense.

Also, I see lots of complaints that Morag is thinking only of herself and not of Luke. Well, i think she's right. It's Luke's job to think about what Luke wants. Just because he's too wet to do that doesn't mean that Morag should sacrifice herself.

@PleasantBirthday

I know I'm in a minority here, but think that Luke is a pain in the hole. I do not understand all the flapping around about how lovely he is, he's a standard issue doormat and nothing more. I'm very unsurprised that Morag isn't that interested in the timorous calf eyes performance and Roy Cropper dress sense.

Also, I see lots of complaints that Morag is thinking only of herself and not of Luke. Well, i think she's right. It's Luke's job to think about what Luke wants. Just because he's too wet to do that doesn't mean that Morag should sacrifice herself.

I don't think Luke is a pain in the hole. I do think they have been wildly miserable matched. And I think they both should have thrown the towel in long before now, for different reasons. How big is the 'bonus' for going all the way? It would be interesting to know. If it were me, I wouldn't have persued it for very long at all (and that's taking both their obviously different views, values and wants in life - e.g. kids into account)

And let's face it, all of these people are Desperate. Desperate to be famous, for love, to have a baby. All very damaged people on the surface. Most folk on here have said they wouldn't be seen dead on TV.

Oh Take Matt has been hypnotised into ecstatic dancing by Feargal.

www.instagram.com/p/CUQL_nhAP_a/?utm_medium=copy_link

Marilyse won £2.5 million on the lottery!

www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/married-first-sight-beverley-bride-5883481.amp

It might be ecstatic but something was looking a bit free range under that smock -grealish

Letting the boys breathe for the t-tube?

Oh good Lord @SheldonesqueTheBstard I hadn’t realised he was quite so ecstatic. That was quite the danger leap in terms of giving an eyeful.

Please someone save Matt from this🙈

**Marilyse won £2.5 million on the lottery!

I did think she had a very nice looking place and worth a few bob!
Hopefully not the reason Frankie is interested in her....

No one went on this show for love though did they?...well maybe one or two of them are genuine.
There are many ways to date people nowadays, so many dating apps if nothing else.
Who would go on this show for a fake wedding unless they wanted fame? Why else would they go on it?

@Dave20

No one went on this show for love though did they?...well maybe one or two of them are genuine. There are many ways to date people nowadays, so many dating apps if nothing else. Who would go on this show for a fake wedding unless they wanted fame? Why else would they go on it?

It used to be they trusted the experts to find someone when they couldn't find them any other way but this year it's a different story.

It was bordering on a can-can grealish

He’ll be taken like one of them French girls if he isn’t canny.

I realised today that Franky is Frank Spencer.

Matt really has the full package doesn't he?