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MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/09/2021 15:43

For when t’other thread is full 😘

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Ughmaybenot · 25/09/2021 11:36

Aye - she would have looked horrified at the grandkid suggestion if her face was able to move.
😂 and her talking about it was so flimsy ‘oh well he wants kids…’ yes? And?!

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2021 11:43

1am and dancing to born slippy at 34 weeks pregnant takes it toll
Kudos to you. Labour will be a cinch after that.

Egghead68 · 25/09/2021 11:48

So…
Morag’s not into Luke
Josh’s not into Amy
Tayah’s not really into Adam, just anyone who would give her a baby
Dan’s only into Matt as a short-term thing
Marylise isn’t really into Frankie

I don’t think any of them are going to last.

Ughmaybenot · 25/09/2021 11:48

Kudos to you. Labour will be a cinch after that.
I don’t know about that 😂

As an aside, and back on topic actually albeit a little behind, i am so glad other people appreciated the comedy genius that was Amy being such a twat and josh and her bickering whilst wearing bloody sombreros and ponchos 😂

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2021 12:02

They should have sent a mariachi band in.

dapsnotplimsolls · 25/09/2021 14:01

According to The Fail, Amy was in a porn film but Josh is fine with it 😁

Xyzzzzz · 25/09/2021 14:14

@Egghead68

So… Morag’s not into Luke Josh’s not into Amy Tayah’s not really into Adam, just anyone who would give her a baby Dan’s only into Matt as a short-term thing Marylise isn’t really into Frankie

I don’t think any of them are going to last.

I don’t think any of them will last.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 14:37

I don’t think folk will last either.

But someone might be tied to someone for a very very long time if they get their own way.

Not just with the lampshades and the sofa.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 14:40

I’d be wrapping it in bags for not wanting to bring forth life and gorilla tape.

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TopBlogger · 25/09/2021 14:46

Think we can rule out Moooorag being related to anyone famous - as if she would keep something like that quiet?! She would have been screeching it from the beginning to everyone-ner

TheQueef · 25/09/2021 14:54

Oh shit, I've got a burning question!
Is Wanky originally from Yorkshire?!?
Please tell me I heard that wrong?

Egghead68 · 25/09/2021 14:58

Yes he is. And Marylise is too (from Beverley).

TheQueef · 25/09/2021 15:05

Your joking?
How did I miss that! Is that why he's in Dubai was it a full banishment like Jeremy Clarkson?
Eurgh.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 15:06

not that much of an arse

I did say a few threads back that I thought he was a bit of an arse/product of his environment but that Jord was the one that made me shrink away.

I’m still standing by that. 🤫

It says he suppprts LUFCqueef so mebbes so….

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TheQueef · 25/09/2021 15:14

Ah Leeds.
Course it is.
It always is.
Angry

AppleJane · 25/09/2021 16:23

When Matt and Dan talked about starting a family in 5 or 10 years did they actually say 'adoption'. Maybe they mean a surrogate. Either way, it could take a good few years after starting the process so that ten years could easily turn into fifteen. Can't see Matt being happy with that.

AppleJane · 25/09/2021 16:28

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

not that much of an arse

I did say a few threads back that I thought he was a bit of an arse/product of his environment but that Jord was the one that made me shrink away.

I’m still standing by that. 🤫

It says he suppprts LUFCqueef so mebbes so….

That's a nice article of Frank doing charity work. Thanks for the read!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 16:54

No bother apple

Just in the interest of fairness, he isn’t coming across as a bad egg on that.

I get the feeling - although he might be a bit of an arse in that he maybe talks to everyone as though they are his joes - I don’t think he is necessarily a wrong ‘un.

I still think t’other one is colder than a witch’s tit and far more scary with his indifference and clamped little mouth. 🤷‍♀️

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Egghead68 · 25/09/2021 16:57

I agree that part of the reason Franky is how he is is probably awkwardness/anxiety. I’m not sure that’s the whole reason though.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 17:02

I picked two wrong ‘uns. I’m probably a shite judge of character.

I don’t get scary from him at all.

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Simonjt · 25/09/2021 17:04

I very much get scary from Franky, anyone who is that verbally aggressive to a partner is likely scarier behind closed doors.

Someone doesn’t have to be sociallt awkward or abusive, they can fit in both camps.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 17:07

Granted. But she did speak over him and he apologised almost immediately.

I’ve been there and worn the t-shirt simon

If he said something in front of folk or hissed it in my ear then at least he wasn’t brewing it.

When he went silent and blanked me in front of others? That was when I didn’t want to go home.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 17:08

And mine wouldn’t have known a ‘sorry’ if it bit him on the arse.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 17:11

If I’m wrong I’ll take it on the chin. 🙂

Same about the one with the tiny yap 😶

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inmyslippers · 25/09/2021 17:28

I get really bad vibes from franky, however if he's been edited that way shame on the
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