MAFS6- where the sliding into dms does not require lube and a fish slice

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

I’ve lost my nip.

I saw the dead flies and thought of Douglas showing them to Jen (IT Crowd) 😁

If they are stuck for scriptwriters next series, I would like to forward the genius Graham Linehan.

At least we will get a chuckle out of it. ☺️

Hideously rude calling anyone’s house.

Tayah was straight into full Ann Maurice. His house was fine though. Rude. Rude. Rude.

There is a new thread being prepared.

Tayah will no doubt want to change that as well….

There is a new thread being prepared.

Tayah will no doubt want to change that as well….
😂
You just do not miss 👌🏻

@LagneyandCasey

The bride was Carla Germaine and she ended up marrying Jeremy Kyle (not Vine)

[quote thenightsky]**@LagneyandCasey

The bride was Carla Germaine and she ended up marrying Jeremy Kyle (not Vine) [/quote]
Yeah I know..Jeremy Kyle aka Jeremy Vile

I reckon once Dan has convinced Matt to move to Northern Ireland, it’ll be less of an exclusive relationship , and more a commune/ orgy scenario. Dan’ll be all into free love and living in the moment and holistically shagging all the Insta crowd that turn up. Matt won’t like it but Dan will dismiss this as Matt’s unenlightened Yorkshire concrete jungle ways. It’ll be put up and shut up for Matt. And he’ll be skint too.
I agree about Amy, she’s extremely volatile.
Crystals and incense can do nothing for a temper like that. Nothing spiritual about her aggression levels.

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

I saw the dead flies and thought of Douglas showing them to Jen (IT Crowd) 😁

If they are stuck for scriptwriters next series, I would like to forward the genius Graham Linehan.

At least we will get a chuckle out of it. ☺️

Hideously rude calling anyone’s house.

Tayah was straight into full Ann Maurice. His house was fine though. Rude. Rude. Rude.

There is a new thread being prepared.

Tayah will no doubt want to change that as well….

Anne Maurice lol. I loved her 😂😁😁

Jeremy Kyle could be handy here. He’d tell it like it is at the commitment ceremony, for sure

@Ughmaybenot

There is a new thread being prepared.

Tayah will no doubt want to change that as well….
😂
You just do not miss 👌🏻

👍🏻🤣

@Ughmaybenot

There is a new thread being prepared.

Tayah will no doubt want to change that as well….
😂
You just do not miss 👌🏻

Best post on a very funny thread. 😂

@Spysolation

I reckon once Dan has convinced Matt to move to Northern Ireland, it’ll be less of an exclusive relationship , and more a commune/ orgy scenario. Dan’ll be all into free love and living in the moment and holistically shagging all the Insta crowd that turn up. Matt won’t like it but Dan will dismiss this as Matt’s unenlightened Yorkshire concrete jungle ways. It’ll be put up and shut up for Matt. And he’ll be skint too. I agree about Amy, she’s extremely volatile. Crystals and incense can do nothing for a temper like that. Nothing spiritual about her aggression levels.

True story 😅

I just caught up.

I was feeling a bit sorry for Morag the other night but jeez, she was very, very difficult to like on this latest episode. Her behaviour is horrible to view. I would like to see her on an activity weekend surrounded by lots of lovely Welsh relatives who adore Luke.

I like Adam's house. I mean, it's not to my taste but it was clean and tidy. Same with Matt's. Just a nice, normal house. (I love Matt and Dan's dynamic). Matt's accent is very Hull, I wondered if he'd lived there.

Best bit was Josh and Amy bickering in sombreros. Do you think Amy suffers from blood sugar crashes? Her friend seemed to be ready for an upper too.

Marylise's house is lovely. She's done really well for herself. There is no way I'd let Frankie near any child of mine. I bet she couldn't believe Frankie saying he'd move to England. I know some of you are saying you can see his nice or vulnerable side and he just needs careful handling, but that's not what I want in a boyfriend. The way he turns on a dime makes me shiver.

I just think it is the height of rudeness criticising someone’s house.

This house is as far for Insta ready as you can get.

I cannot change a thing in this house, much as I fancy trying to fetch it kicking and screaming into this century.

But it is a home where no one stands on ceremony, most are welcomed and it is a place filled with memories good and bad. It is a house that has always felt like home.

I can’t do anything because everything is familiar and change would not go down well. (I have to future proof the kitchen though!)

Hell mend anyone who criticised this house in front of my face.

Tayah was ruddy rude about Adam’s house. Mog and her not being fond of Luke’s house. Feargal bring sniffy about the proximity of neighbours. Amy being sniffy about wood. (When that has all she’s been wailing about not getting)

Marilyse had a lovely looking home. Franky would have needed his bumps feeling if he criticised it. (He probably thought all his christmases had come)

Clean and welcoming is all a house ever needs to be.

So there.

Was it scripted?
I can't imagine going in anyone's house, saying that and not being thumped in the gob.
They were all at it.

I noticed Amy's pal, erm, flagging a bit Mon they do seem an indulgent bunch. Agree about Wanky too he likes what he sees so now it'll be manipulation and charm offensive.

I'd quite like to see Tayah's Mum tell a few home truths to all of them :)

Do they visit the other's house tonight?

(Tonight is my Friday night, so I might treat myself to watching it live with everyone else).

Aye Plimsolls she looks on the cusp of a very frank, scathing expression of her truth!

Has anyone mentioned that Ant was in your face or mine? I've just seen a clip, talk about media hungry

Has anyone mentioned that Ant was in your face or mine? Yes. A few times.

Tayah was awful in Adam's house, going around pointing out what she would be changing. Really rude.

I thought his house great for a young guy his age. Yes, a lads pad, but it looked like a proper home not just a crappy crash pad.

@Monestera I was also wondering from the start if Matt was from Hull as he definitely has the accent. That Maralysie was from Beverley astounded me as I recognised the accent as Yorkshire but not that near to Hull.

Hull born and bred here

And I noticed mog asking for another boddle when in the garden.

#judgey

@Monestera

Has anyone mentioned that Ant was in your face or mine? Yes. A few times.

Thanks. I was surprised I hadn't seen it.

Catching up on last night and absolutely thrilled that Matt & Dan had their 'meet the parents' dinner in the very same restaurant that DP first had dinner with my parents

Would also like to add, why is everyone acting like Belfast is in another hemisphere to Leeds?

It's about a half hour flight away FFS.