Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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Brillo padhead still here 🤮🤮🤮

Nooooo! Will nothing get rid of them?

Please don't let one of these reality jokers win.

Dion or Kadeena to win

Harrrrrumph

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I think it may be another ten years before I risk watching this version of Masterchef again. The odious Swash will be able to return as a judge every year just on the strength of being a finalist.

That is nonsense.

Till next week, all.

Come on, Kadeena!

Kadeena or Dion for the win!

Night guys

Very cross about that.

See you all next week.

Bah.

It’s the worst ever for sure. Wanky contestants and couldn’t care less protensters

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

I think it may be another ten years before I risk watching this version of Masterchef again. The odious Swash will be able to return as a judge every year just on the strength of being a finalist.

I hadn't even thought of that.

To think I liked him on Dancing on Ice.

Oh fuck Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g hadn't thought of that

Come on Kadeena and Dion!

See you next week everyone.

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

I think it may be another ten years before I risk watching this version of Masterchef again. The odious Swash will be able to return as a judge every year just on the strength of being a finalist.

Oh god, I'd forgotten about that. Do you think he and Kem will still be pretending to be thick or will they go all Andy Peters?

@fourquenelles

Kadeena or Dion for the win!

They're both cooking things in line with what they produced at the start. Smartening it up and showing real progression. And are not annoying.

Gah :(

Christ sake I knew they would boot Mel.

I can just see the final now

"Well guys as you know we can only have one winner...... usually.......but tonight we just can't pick between you so ouuurrrr joint winners this year are.........Joe and Kem..... congratulations guys it was that close we just couldn't pick"

"So sorry everyone else but hey you didn't have a Turkish Nana or ridiculous dye job"

Jaysus why do I watch 😂😂

Catch you all next week

Hope baby Pebble is feeling better soon.

Shit on a biscuit.

What the Liberty fuck? Pube-head's duck bleeding all over the plate but 'hey ho, never mind all that'. That's a binning offence usually.

Waited so long? It was ten fucking minutes not the wandering of the Tribes of Israel.

Producers - critics? We've already decided who's going through / going to win, so even if the food is like sucking a tramp's wank sock, make like it's better than Michelin star grub, okay?

I'm waaaayyy too menopausal for this tonight.

Lotta shite

i missed it as it was only on for half an hour and the first 5 minutes were annoying! so i was cooking my own master chef meal, dh also went out for a smoke at the crucial time!