Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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I'd rather eat bad, late risotto than duck blood.

@Pebbledashery

I couldn't bring myself to eat duck

I couldn't either.

@EsmaCannonball

I'd rather eat bad, late risotto than duck blood.

Same

Sitwell's pompous face is so annoying. He was hatched in the same factory where they made David Cameron.

This show is nonsense now

Shut the fuck up Kem.

I like duck, but I can't really imagine it with cheese and rice.

duck is so delicious. Peking duck will form one of the 10 course of my death row meal.

I think Mel is going

They're gonna boot Mel. Should be Joe.

Thanks Pebble. Feet under the table for the last leg of this marathon from hell..

Lovely, more fatty duck .that plate looks so dry. But hey, they are in love with the him and why not, he has learnt to cook simply by being in close proximity to John.

Oh fuck
Off kem with your “wooor Id never even like seen a kitchen until 2 minutes ago” shtick

Such utter rubbish - it’s obvious he’s cooked a lot

Oh stop pretending to discuss it. Just go and give Kem a blow job.

@viques

Thanks Pebble. Feet under the table for the last leg of this marathon from hell..

Lovely, more fatty duck .that plate looks so dry. But hey, they are in love with the him and why not, he has learnt to cook simply by being in close proximity to John.

Welcome 😘

They're going to give Mel the push and keep the dyed cockney sparrow in.

Mel going 😥

Yes Kem you should get a job in a Michelin starred restaurant, and then tell the chef you don't know what a slotted spoon is.

That joker is probably head chef in his restaurant

Stop winking wanker

Fksake

Poor decision. What a shame.

Ohhhhh ffs. Load of twats.

Oh fuck off Joe.

Bollocks to that

@ilovesooty

Oh stop pretending to discuss it. Just go and give Kem a blow job.

ilovesooty you really should learn to say what you think