Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

Imagine being Joe's girlfriend ffs

Gregg's finger.

@Pebbledashery

Who is that random woman

She's the one that tidied up the Essex mobs presemtations so they looked reasonable on the plate I reckon

Baker’s Arse 🤢

'Course she did Joe. Bullshit central

His work station is stressing me out

I think she's there to shame him. His kitchen is disgraceful. He's a total arse.

We've never seen a home economist before, Jesus Joe must be driving them mad with the mess

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

It’s my birthday too Fourq! Today actually. We had chippy tea and creme brûlée. I still don’t know who Megan is but anyone want to bet on a gf cookbook or tv show? Oh fuck if Swash and Greggg.

Happy birthday! Creme brulee is definitely one of my top three puds.

Well this is a revolution that they have a person helping

He's such a twat

They need a cook/chef and a writer. But needs a bit of snark. Mmm who can we think of to partner Grace D?

Revelation

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Happy Birthday!

And happy birthday to you Oh What. What an excellent birthday evening.

Happy birthday Fourq

Happy birthday twin OhWhat Virgos are the best

Happy birthday all the girls.

Are they there all the time???

I hope not, for her sake! At least we get to dilute Joe with the other competitors...

My daughter is a virgo too :)

Happy birthday OhWhat

Come on Kadeena !! Please save us from that twat Joe.

squooshe that duck's utterance of 'you bloody fool' was questionable, imho.

Why are Joe Swash's lips blue?

What's going on with his hair?

So many questions

Please let her win..

@Halsall

FGS. Can Joe Swash please keep his arse under wraps. Thank YOU.

we've been so disappointed this series that a good result would be being spared the sight of his hairy fake tanned arse cheeks