Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

I literally want Hitler to win over Joe.

Bloody Mary granita. Oh yes please.

Blue lipstick 🤷‍♀️

@Wolfcub

Romaine - Jay has to be the number one choice. Tom Kerridge. Andi Oliver

I'd have Jay too although I suspect he's happier writing about food than he is presenting a TV show.

Andi Oliver would be good. Tom Kerridge would be excellent. James Martin?

Finding the 'Chef' host would probably be easy; finding them 'Not-a-chef-but-knows-a-bit-about-food-and-is-natural-presenter' is more tricky imo.

That starter of Kadeenas sounds delicious.

, it was @halsall! Not a patch on that dog who could say 'sssausages'.

Kadeena please smash it

Why are Joe Swash's lips blue?

Perhaps he's borrowed Kadeena's lipstick.

She's making my breaded cod and oven chips look very common

@fourquenelles

Happy birthday twin OhWhat Virgos are the best

We are! And boo sucks to the thieving robbing bastard government who nicked our pension. I should be putting my feet up, not looking at another four fucking years. I don’t like jerk anything. There. The pudding though... coffee coffee coffee!

Joes kitchen is an utter disgrace

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow been there!

So many birthdays! Happy birthday to you all,

and for everyone

They use home economists on a lot of cookery shows or segments, such as Saturday Kitchen and This Morning. They do a lot of the food purchasing and preparation.

That's the second usually off-camera person they've shown telling Joe he's being a dick.

I love that blouse

So awkward sitting watching them eat

Looks like home base on a plate

@Pebbledashery

Joes kitchen is an utter disgrace

I am an utter slattern, but I’d be embarrassed by that.

@Pebbledashery

I literally want Hitler to win over Joe.

LOLling at this

The guy who sometimes does Saturday Kitchen might be good. Can't think of his name right now

Quack quack

That plate has been staged by the home economist

that duck is so rare he could still call Gregg a bloody fool

@EsmaCannonball

They use home economists on a lot of cookery shows or segments, such as Saturday Kitchen and This Morning. They do a lot of the food purchasing and preparation.

That's the second usually off-camera person they've shown telling Joe he's being a dick.

In a different life (and with different choices) I would have loved to have made a career as a home economist. Sadly our careers teachers struggled to get past nurse, teacher, accountant, doctor, fireman...

Unsweetened cream sounds miserable