Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

Feels a bit throwaway to have a half-hour final after all the build-up.

Not looking for Joe coming back as a culinary expert in the next few years.

Megan's menu is a bit safe, again.

Duck is delicious. But to be fair I'm not that keen on Masterchef style breast with blood pooling.

Me too pebbles. I love their challenge at start with Monica

If the producers of MC are watching this and considering some new presenters who would we want on the shortlist?

Childlike energy = childish twat

@Ellenanora7

Did Megan win the X Factor because she was very good or the best of a bad lot

Her winning passed me by completely so it must have been a really crap year.

“Childlike energy and enthusiasm”

You mean immature and hyperactive?

@littlbrowndog

You think it will be in tk max ?

I think she may have got it in Nashville, it kinda looks that style?

Omg that arse

Happy birthday Fourq. Raising a glass to you.

OhWhat happy birthday to you too 💐

Romaine - Jay has to be the number one choice. Tom Kerridge. Andi Oliver

If Kadeena doesn't win... I'll be writing a strongly worded letter to the BBC

has anyone else thought that John looks like a Jack of hearts with his hair style?

Who is that random woman

And Happy Birthday to you too OhWhatFuckery. 🧁

OMG imagine swish and greggg as joint presenters when John bows out..,

Is that a home economics teacher

FGS. Can Joe Swash please keep his arse under wraps. Thank YOU.

@RomainingCalm

If the producers of MC are watching this and considering some new presenters who would we want on the shortlist?

I'd love Monica and Marcus full time, or just one, not greedy,

Home Economist

Joes grim grey kecks. Not something that gets the salivary glands flowing .

@Pebbledashery

I could never ever eat duck. Never.

I was reading about a duck during the week who called a man 'a bloody fool'

@Pebbledashery

Is that a home economics teacher

Are they there all the time???

Hello all! Happy birthday to all the birthday girls! 🎂

Are we getting a winner tonight then? I've lost track!