Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

Chicken in a water bath is going to look anaemic

“Or a bike race”
Good idea, Kadeena will do well, I reckon Dion has legs, Megan will be no stranger to a gym bike .

And. Joe on a clown bike, in a noddy hat with a bell. Ting a king .I can see it now

that chicken might look a bit grey and flobbery

Wtf is Megan wearing

Never sous-vide! Never, ever, ever sous-vide!

Yayy a grandparent !!

Why is Joe wearing that hat

Megan Blockteeth

God she must be roasting in that jacket

Megan's gnashers are something else

@EsmaCannonball

Never sous-vide! Never, ever, ever sous-vide!

Never never

Why did she put a fucking leather jacket on

Megan hasn't even taken her coat off

Joe's wearing a hat

Is the heating off?

Why is she cooking with her coat on??

Megan is actually a really vile person if you watch towie. Hideous potty mouth on her.

Yuk

If I was cooking something inspired by my grandparents it would be pink blancmange and a Fray Bentos pie.

@squooshe

We're going to get a lot of nan stories.

Lucky we lost Kem, it would have been my nanas lamb burgers again.

Christ Joe is gross, even Gregg looked disgusted then

Ha ha at Greg's face as the "sweat pits"

Right, even Gregg's thinking Joe's a knob now.

@RomainingCalm

If I was cooking something inspired by my grandparents it would be pink blancmange and a Fray Bentos pie.

Same!

Nannas lamb koftes

@RomainingCalm

If I was cooking something inspired by my grandparents it would be pink blancmange and a Fray Bentos pie.

With marrow fat peas on the side

Imagine Gregg looming over you saying 'ow's your little dumplins?