Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

@RomainingCalm

If I was cooking something inspired by my grandparents it would be pink blancmange and a Fray Bentos pie.

Mine would be a tough meat pie with pastry the same texture and colour as cement

Inspired by nan would be corn beef hash with macaroni 😂

With rice pudding for desert

@Pebbledashery

Megan is actually a really vile person if you watch towie. Hideous potty mouth on her.

I've never watched it but I saw her on Big Brother and she was a nasty cow

Give Megan her due, that looks delicious.

Megan's is pretty simple miaow

'Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!' Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo doing an impression of a duck.

Ooh juxtapose

Shut it Joe

@squooshe

Imagine Gregg looming over you saying 'ow's your little dumplins?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Shut up Joe you knobber

Dions looks like liver and onions

Oh Dion.....I hope it tastes better than it looks....

That looks very...brown.

@EsmaCannonball

'Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!' Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo doing an impression of a duck.

Oh dion :(

Ah Dion I don't want you to go home

Oh Dion

Oh, no, I think Dion may be out.

Oh no! Dion can't go.

Dion 🤦‍♀️

Gregg getting in a final big fella. I think Dion has blown it.

That cabbage looks a gone mouldy brain

I want someone to call him bald, ugly, twat fella when he says big fella

Why does John insist on telling them what's on his plate? They already know, they put it there!