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Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

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Pebbledashery · 10/09/2021 16:25

:)

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fourquenelles · 15/09/2021 21:47

Looks like my unwell dogs' leavings

SwedishEdith · 15/09/2021 21:47

Megan is so boring. She says really obvious, cliched things as though they are insights.

RomainingCalm · 15/09/2021 21:47

Not much finesse with any of these.

viques · 15/09/2021 21:47

(Sponge ) fingers crossed Joes is going to be a disaster. Sadly I think he is beginning to believe the overegged critiques he has been getting and thinks he can cook , even though he can’t rustle up a sponge mix.

Halsall · 15/09/2021 21:47

What's the betting Joe's thrice-made cake and frozen jelly will miraculously turn out to be restaurant-standard Hmm

StoopitAutocarrot · 15/09/2021 21:47

Kem is serving vomit popadums

Ringsender2 · 15/09/2021 21:47

@Ellenanora7

Joe's borrowed a cap from Gregg I see
His roots need doing
Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:48

Annoyingly Joe's looks lovely

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Halsall · 15/09/2021 21:48

...........or maybe not Grin

Wolfcub · 15/09/2021 21:48

You might be right Halsall

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/09/2021 21:48

@Blueberrycreampie

Where on earth does Gregg get these clothes? I reckon ads in Horse and Hound.
You mean ‘orse an’ ‘ound. That looks like a five year old made it.
viques · 15/09/2021 21:48

That looks revolting.

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:48

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Halsall · 15/09/2021 21:48

NOOOOOOO

Blueberrycreampie · 15/09/2021 21:48

I do love rhubarb sorbet.

Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:49

Joe just needs to stop talking. It's utter tripe that comes out.

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fourquenelles · 15/09/2021 21:49

You'll be sucking on my fist John if you keep giving him good feedback

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:49

Lucky boy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:49

Megan messed it up

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Ellenanora7 · 15/09/2021 21:50

It doesn't matter what Joe serves up at this stage I think, they're going to love it

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2021 21:50

Megan's is just a standard Masterchef pudding. Doesn't really meet the brief.

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:50

I like them gooey

SwedishEdith · 15/09/2021 21:50

Why is ice cream considered hard to make - the machine makes it for you.

Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:50

Dions is beautiful

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squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:51

@Blueberrycreampie

Where on earth does Gregg get these clothes? I reckon ads in Horse and Hound.
Eastend Esquires. It's a stall in Albert Square.
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