Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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Why are they going on about making ice-cream? Ice-cream is easy, it's just frozen custard. Anyone can do it as long as you've got a decent ice-cream machine ffs.

I would eat that in exactly two bites

@SpindleWhorl Wasn't Norman big in Albania ? Could we send Joe there ?

Whenever I have made a chocolate fondant thing, it's always worked. Such an overrated pudding.

Fuck off John "Afetrnoon tea cake" my bottom. I'd have that as a desert

Kem looks shite

[quote TheDogsMother]@SpindleWhorl Wasn't Norman big in Albania ? Could we send Joe there ?[/quote]

Not far enough IMO.

Kems served up a sweet bread

Why is there a giant turd on Kem’s plate?

It looks like dog poo and dog sick

@squooshe He lives in the country now hence the clothes!

That looks like papadoms.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Why is there a giant turd on Kem’s plate?

😂😂😂

Sorry, SwedishEdith made my point about ice-cream much earlier and more succinctly!

Kem's looks rubbish.

He's got a poppadom and arancini ball

That's a proper poo smear

Didn't like them being too picky with Dion.

Now that’s a pud.

That looks bloody gorgeous

I see Gregggg is wearing what we call in our house 'twat's tweed'. How very appropriate.

Come on Kadeema !

Kadeena smashed it

Megan just annoys me so glad to have the point made again @Halsall

Go Kadeena!

Oops sorry, Kadeena.