Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

:)

Megan's an idiot

Other famous coconut chocolate bars are available.

@Ellenanora7

Guess who's Nana has been training him again

We need to have a word with this Nana Kem.

@SpindleWhorl

Ah Kadeena, my mother used to cut up a Mars Bar into about 10 pieces!

Yeah, but to be fair, they were enormous. Fondant alert!

Nothing so far is giving me sweet shop vibes.

Bounty imitation by lidl

@TheDogsMother

Joe has gone for the full Norman Wisdom now.

Maybe the Isle of Man will take in Joe as well. If we pay them enough.

Joe's borrowed a cap from Gregg I see

Of course what's a slotted spoon man created his own dessert recipe.

I'm going to have to go and raid the kitchen for a twin

This is giving me corner shop vibes

Curse of the fondant! ( stamps bingo card)

Twix

He's so insanely irritating

Why is that pleb wearing a hat in the kitchen. Is he trying to be baby gregggggggg?

Me neither Esme. I was expecting something a bit different.

The rhubarb looks like minced stomach.

Yummy

@TheDogsMother

Joe has gone for the full Norman Wisdom now.

Where's Mr Grimsdale when you need him?

@squooshe

The rhubarb looks like minced stomach.

Yummy

Rhubarb tripe

I can't fucking stand rhubarb ffs

G’wan Dion!

Where on earth does Gregg get these clothes? I reckon ads in Horse and Hound.

Five kids, @OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow, one mother, one Mars Bar, in the 1960s.

We used to watch her with trigonometry eyes.

I want some pud. We have nothing in.
Chocolate smear on wood looks like poo.

They've done something to the biscuit and ruined twix. Disappointed