Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

[Pebbledashery]

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Aww I hope Dion isn't in trouble coz it's lopsided, I mean who cares

Please can Joe go. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

Yes, Joe. LET'S KICK SOMEONE OUT.

Can't beat a strawberry bon bon

Joe reeeeeally fancies himself as a future presenter / judge.

Just fuck off, Joe.

Joe has gone for the full Norman Wisdom now.

Right I've decided Joe's a grade A wanker, hope they kick you out mate

Pineapple cubes please. Or sherbet pips.

Hopefully this will play to Kadeena's strengths.

And not to Kem's or Joe's.

I used to make a chocolate sauce out of fry’s chocolate creams, would that be ok?

Who will be the first one to wheel out the popping candy?

No, Kadeeena! Deconstruction = Doom!

Ah Kadeena, my mother used to cut up a Mars Bar into about 10 pieces!

Sake, Kem! ( again)

Deconstruction never goes well.

@StoopitAutocarrot

I used to make a chocolate sauce out of fry’s chocolate creams, would that be ok?

melted mars bar on vanilla ice-cream is one of my faves.

Fkin nans again

Melt 2 Mars bars with a drop of milk. Put Over vanilla ice cream. Omg. It kinda goes a wee bit solid. 💪💪

Bounty bar Kem.

Guess who's Nana has been training him again

I'm getting very tired of Kem's faux-dropping things on the floor now.

Bounty isn't my chocolate of choice tbh

@Pebbledashery

Bounty bar Kem.

On the BBC they have to oh so casually pretend they never refer to them by their brand name.

Ahahahahaha, John, I see what you did there, mutiny on the bounty!

I'm behind you lot. Just finished the pies and came on to slag off Joe for his twattish comment. Twat