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Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

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Pebbledashery · 10/09/2021 16:25

:)

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StoopitAutocarrot · 15/09/2021 21:33

Sake, kem!

Wolfcub · 15/09/2021 21:33

Get your fucking nose out of it Kem. I've just yelled that and woken the dog up

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:33

God these Essex idiots

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Ellenanora7 · 15/09/2021 21:33

Well that's Megan in trouble

Surprise surprise Joe and Kems are amazing

squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:33

@EsmaCannonball

I'm not happy about Gregg's pie sex noises.
Just be thankful that this is the closest any of us will get to his pie-sex grunts!
littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:33

2 weeks ago he couldn’t cook 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

MeredithGreyishblue · 15/09/2021 21:34

This is interminably dull.

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:34

That's huge

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:34

That's like an abattoir in a pie

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Blueberrycreampie · 15/09/2021 21:35

She's oozing pork?

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:35

I literally couldn't eat that in a million years.

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Ellenanora7 · 15/09/2021 21:35

Oh hopefully Megan's is good after that

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:35

Needs gravy. Or something

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/09/2021 21:35

@Pebbledashery

God these Essex idiots
Absolutely. Hot pork pie? We were shocked to find “Pie and pea” suppers in the north east included a warm pork pie. In Sheffield they are served cold.
Halsall · 15/09/2021 21:35

Christ, didn't we ban Gregggggg from saying 'moist'?

squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:36

Dion has a big phallic pie there

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:36

God who decided to give Gregg a contract with the BBC

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littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:36

@squooshe

Dion has a big phallic pie there
🤣🤣
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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:36

@squooshe

Dion has a big phallic pie there
😂
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Blueberrycreampie · 15/09/2021 21:36

Looking at John I could just see him in a frock coat, breeches Andy a wig chowing down on pie and guzzling ale in a smoky tavern.

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Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:37

Dryest pie ever. Sacrilegious to beef Wellington

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littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:37

Beetroot pie Just no

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2021 21:37

The way these people are eyeing the pies and making sex noises I would say that anyone who opens a chain of House of Pie strip clubs will become a billionaire.

Blueberrycreampie · 15/09/2021 21:37

The BBC should bleep out those Gregg noises.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/09/2021 21:37

@squooshe

Dion has a big phallic pie there
Well of course he does. Dh, who hates mc slebs and only half listens, just asked if that was a pudding pie.