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MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

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BobsDrippyBeak · 10/09/2021 15:19

Just that really. Wink

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ElizabethTudor · 14/09/2021 19:20
  • COMPATABILITY FFS (Jesus my autocorrect is as annoying as Morag)
JoanWilderbeast · 14/09/2021 19:28

"Respect the Forum"

Lol. But the producers are not respecting the viewers..

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 14/09/2021 19:36

Just caught up with last night's episode. Fucking weird. In no particular order of weirdness:-

  1. Aussie ixpert pretending it was highly irregular to wifeswap. Except when they allowed it in MAFSAUS - do they think we didn't watch that?
  2. Mog suddenly fancies Luke after his cringy Full Monty performance. (Do we think they shagged?)
  3. Meg has clearly been told to stop being a bitch.
  4. How the fuck does it take 3 hours to make a mushroom risotto?

That is all.

Twitchynose · 14/09/2021 19:46

Just caught upon the forum (with great reverence and respect obvs).
The Ant/Alexis bit was so badly staged/scripted to it was painful to watch. Clearly they are being allowed back (as if there was every any doubt) as the subtitles last night in the preview for tonight attributed an off camera remark when they were sat in the sofa to Alexis. Although as pp noticed the subtitles did also say Amy said she was 96 at the ceremony, so it may not be accurate!

Amy is really annoying me, she behaves like a toddler when she doesn’t get her own way. Her insistence of being spiritual is so far from what being spiritual is it’s laughable. A pp (so sorry I can’t recall your name) nailed it about her blaming others negative energies rather than recognising that she creates them.

Morag’s affirmation jar thing was terrible (wonder if Amy gave her the idea?!). “You are enough”, the most bland generic thing you couldn’t be arsed to think of. I was watching Luke’s striptease (whilst cringing behind a cushion) thinking are you going to lose a professional registration working with kids if this carries on? Morag was definitely reliving Take Me Out of pp said. Oh well, at least it looks like Luke will get his end away.

Wanky, where to start. He was so pissed off at not being in charge . Again pp nailed it that he’s kind and caring only when he is in the driving seat (you guys are smashing it in the analysis!). Maz definitely gave me vibes of Mum being encouraging at her son’s first attempt at cooking eating that stodge that was supposed to be risotto. I’ve seen more appetising wall paper paste!

YourFinestPantaloons · 14/09/2021 19:48

In fairness to Wanky, risotto - especially mushroom risotto - always looks gross. Like a brain!

denisethegreat · 14/09/2021 19:53

I don't knowing Log shagged but if they did it's going to be even more horrible for him when she starts banging on about how unattractive he is

ElizabethTudor · 14/09/2021 19:56

I am going to say yes, they shagged.
And he will not have been good enough for Morag, so she’ll pull him apart even further.
Probably because he didn’t listen to what turns her on…. 🙄🙄🙄

YourFinestPantaloons · 14/09/2021 19:56

Log GrinGrin

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 14/09/2021 20:01

@ElizabethTudor

I am going to say yes, they shagged. And he will not have been good enough for Morag, so she’ll pull him apart even further. Probably because he didn’t listen to what turns her on…. 🙄🙄🙄
Poor Luke. I was proper cringing for him. He can do so much better than Mrs Grey Sharpie Eyebrows.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:03

If he didn’t get to roll his little hose out and go full pressure, I’ll eat his helmet.

Yes. The yellow one…

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 14/09/2021 20:04

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

If he didn’t get to roll his little hose out and go full pressure, I’ll eat his helmet.

Yes. The yellow one…

😂
JaneJeffer · 14/09/2021 20:17

@YourFinestPantaloons

Log GrinGrin
GrinGrinGrin
TitsInAbsentia · 14/09/2021 20:28

SheldonesqueTheBstard Tue 14-Sep-21 12:20:51
"I think I saw Megan noshing Bob on a clip"

Excuse my what pardon eeeeee nooooo pet! Am I the only one who knows 'noshing' to be a term for something you certainly wouldn't want to see anyone doing on your tv? Choked on my olives....

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:33

Oh my Christ. I’d forgotten that has an alternative meaning.

I’m that used to hearing it called a gammie up here that I’ve bodged in a spectacular fashion.

She was necking - a more familiar phrase I think.

Not noshing. Or being accommodating gammie wise.

Jesus. Sorry tits

I will take the shame 😳😬

Simonjt · 14/09/2021 20:33

@TitsInAbsentia

SheldonesqueTheBstard Tue 14-Sep-21 12:20:51 "I think I saw Megan noshing Bob on a clip"

Excuse my what pardon eeeeee nooooo pet! Am I the only one who knows 'noshing' to be a term for something you certainly wouldn't want to see anyone doing on your tv? Choked on my olives....

I thought that as well, unless mafsuk also has its own onlyfans
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:36

Helpmaboab 🤭🥴😳

TitsInAbsentia · 14/09/2021 20:37

Ewww the mere thought of it!

TitsInAbsentia · 14/09/2021 20:38

Am I the only one (I probably am, but look, someone agree just so I look less of a dingbat) who every time they see MAFSAUS reads it out as mafasaurus like it's some hooning great dinosaur? I'll get my coat...

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:39

I’d not go there either.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:40

Mafasaurus?

I will always see it that way from now on 🦖

😍

eekbumbler · 14/09/2021 20:48

I have found my people!

Just catching up - but YES - how on earth do you get a 25 year old to sport a Melania Trump face on a Deirdre Barlow neck?! And her make up in bed...

Poor Bob, but Jordan - what a controlling angry nob. He has nothing on skinny Daniel Craig tho - control control control.

ReginaaPhalange · 14/09/2021 20:51

Evening all! Already on the couch, scented candle on, snacks gallore and the most baggiest jammy bottoms on to accommodate baby bump (or is it all the MAFS snacks? 🤔🤔).

Cat sat in front of me staring me out.....

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 20:53

Ive got her as having Ivana’s neck at the moment.

She won’t go full Deirdre until she hears about her perfect man being shaggy mcshaggy from his mates.

ReginaaPhalange · 14/09/2021 20:54

My DH says she's got a smokers neck and a face full of filler.

ReginaaPhalange · 14/09/2021 20:55

I'm also hoping we don't see anymore of Luke stripping and shaking his wee bum lol!!

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