MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

[BobsDrippyBeak]

Just that really.

If little Luke has any sense it would retreat and take up residence near the kidneys.

She’ll be moaning he didn’t have a lobby at her very presence next,

How hard is it to pour a glass of wine before you start chopping things?

I'm an alpha

Bleurgh. Code for "I'm an arrogant wanker".

My heart breaks for Luke. He seems so lovely and genuine but his self-esteem must be lower than a snake's belly for him to still keep following Mog like an enamoured puppy no matter how many times she kicks him.

He could do so, so, so much better than her. Christ he'd struggle to do any worse.

[sorry I've been lurking the shit out of this since thread one 😂]

@JasonMomoasgirlfriend

Marylise is not 36. I just cannot accept it

Yeah, I think she looks older than 40

Franky auto corrected to Cranky.
Margaritas had so much botox she is expressionless.

"wear the apron"
"No"
"Ok"
Ffs marylise get some balls about you.

Marilyse get him telt. He should be used to taking orders…

It’s not confusing, it’s his barely concealed abusive nature just peeking out…

Bloody hell Marilyse not Margaritas.

Oh fml when morag said 'I know that's how my neighbour sounds.....omg nooooooooooooooooo

Marylise is one of the people who say I've had a bit of Botox but nobody would notice.

He's still trying to control the shit out of everything

Bet every message is "you're not what I ordered "

I don't care what people say, I think botox makes people look weirdly older!

Get yer kit off Luke.

Strangely I bought my dh an apron on our travels. He does all the cooking, and pours me a glass of wine.

Why not say those messages of appreciation out loud? Huh? No, it's much easier to bully and knock him down constantly.

Everyone should always feel they are enough.

Morag’s done that so she doesn’t have to say them out loud, I think she finds the emotional stuff difficult

‘You are enuffffff-uh’

Thank fuck

@Tanyaaah

I don't care what people say, I think botox makes people look weirdly older!

That's because it does. Especially when it's done by young people who have no wrinkles.

Fireman time 👨🏽‍🚒 🚒

We all said it.