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MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

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BobsDrippyBeak · 10/09/2021 15:19

Just that really. Wink

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dotdotdotdash · 13/09/2021 21:46

How is Alexis ‘calm and chill’???

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/09/2021 21:46

The only third eye Amy has is firmly attached to Josh I reckon.

dillite · 13/09/2021 21:46

Again. It's allllllllll aboooouuuuuutttttttt heeereeerrreeeeerr

Nothing at all about how she can make Luke feel like she fancies him

Dreamstate · 13/09/2021 21:46

Wow he's changing for her what a waste and she still isn't satisfied

JaneJeffer · 13/09/2021 21:47

I don't get why Luke hasn't met someone in real life. He's such a nice man.

Snipples · 13/09/2021 21:47

God imagine a man telling you that he didn't fancy you and it was your fault cause you wouldn't get naked in front of him!!

What planet is she on

dotdotdotdash · 13/09/2021 21:48

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

She wants to see his knob.

Spit it out Mog.

Not literally.

Grin
Dreamstate · 13/09/2021 21:48

Can you imagine the reaction on socials if it was Luke saying that to Morag, telling her she needs to be fitter and more toned etc.

Ughmaybenot · 13/09/2021 21:48

@category12

Why is she determined to get his keks off?
It’s a bit weird. Why would you walk around naked in front of someone you’ve just met? That’s not really early days flirty behaviour…
ElizabethTudor · 13/09/2021 21:48

@category12

Morag's laugh really gets on my nerves.

I don't see what he likes about her.

Remove the laugh:

Morag really gets on my nerves. Everything about her. She’s just so bloody irritating.

dotdotdotdash · 13/09/2021 21:49

Have you saged him before? Wtf???

RubyFowler · 13/09/2021 21:49

I've got a feeling its the attitude and the swagger she likes. But she's ruined any chance of that now.

Simonjt · 13/09/2021 21:49

If I was with someone I didn’t fancy I’d want them to be wearing as many layers as possible.

OnTheBoardwalk · 13/09/2021 21:49

I’ve no idea why Luke and Morag were matched in the first place

He wants children she doesn’t. That’s a no to the match straight off let alone him 'not being what she ordered' 😠

Yes I know it’s for 'good' telly but isn’t right for Luke

category12 · 13/09/2021 21:49

I don't fancy you
I hate your clothes
I don't fancy you
You're not man enough for me
Why won't you walk around naked for me?

dillite · 13/09/2021 21:50

Even the romantic dinner that's supposed to show Luke how much she appreciates him turns out into a bullying session where he is once again reminded that he's not hot

EstuaryBird · 13/09/2021 21:50

@category12

Why is she determined to get his keks off?
So that she can tell him that it’s inadequate and not what she ordered.

She’s dissed everything else about the poor guy, time to destroy his last bit of confidence….

rainbowlou · 13/09/2021 21:50

When he said he had changed his clothes and started going to the gym for her he looked so sad and desperate.
I’ve been married for 11 years and don’t walk around naked in front of my husband!Grin

JasonMomoasgirlfriend · 13/09/2021 21:51

Marylise is not 36. I just cannot accept it

Ughmaybenot · 13/09/2021 21:51

Wanky McFrankerson’s dress sense is truly fucking appalling

dillite · 13/09/2021 21:52

YOU ARE A DICK!!!! Not an Alpha.

Snipples · 13/09/2021 21:53

He is utterly chilling. I wouldn't have him anywhere near my kids. Or me

Onlinedilema · 13/09/2021 21:53

Thought Marilyse was in charge so Cranky should wear the apron, and pour her a glass of wine.

Ughmaybenot · 13/09/2021 21:53

‘I’m an alpha’ 🤮 you’re a misogynistic, controlling, sinister fucking weirdo

Confusedandshaken · 13/09/2021 21:53

@dillite

She’s got nothing between her ears has she?

It's all taken up by the extra syllables

Lol!!