MAFSUK 3- Drama at first sight, love gets left behind

[dillite]

Well, I started one because lack of space was driving me mad

The mismatching is starting to make sense now. They have put players and wankers in so they can all make passes at one another at the dinner parties. So much more dramatic and ratings grabbing than casting people who genuinely have things in common.

Just realised Jordan could have kept his girlfriend and gone on Ready to Mingle for his 15 minutes of fame! (Yes, shameless plug there!)
Next episode looks interesting, is it too much to hope for that Nikita really does leave the show? If she does can they organise a shotgun wedding for Ant with someone new?

First things first: why does Amanda Holdens ‘Nan’ have such a massive head?!

Love Adam and Tayah. I really hope they go the distance, they’re so cute together.

Frankly is really creepy, imagine taking her paddle boarding after she has told you she has a fear of deep water. That’s some next level sinister nasty bastardry.

Josh and whatserface are growing on me. Her neediness would get on my wick as well but I am glad they seem to be getting on.

Jordan. Wow. What a horrible person he is. Awful. Probably the worst out of all the men.

Once again. Sorry for Nikita.

When the interviewer asked franky if he had moved things on to another level with marylise and he said I'm not prepared to say or words to that effect, that'll be a no then !!!

Just seen it’s Keith Lemon, I’d just watched the advert and was most puzzled at the size of her head. That makes more sense 😂

Franky really isn't the suave guy he believes he is. When he loses the tux, he looks more like an outdoor worky, with the leather wrinkled weathered face.

Also, a fear of water doesn't get cured by you explaining that you're wearing a life jacket so you won't drown 🤦🏼‍♀️

Omg!!! I've realised who Amy is like, it's been bugging me since day one!
Mannerisms and voice and mouth and eyes, and pretty much all the face, Megan Barton Hanson, is that her name or have I got it the wrong way round?

Also. Franky is only 47? 😳

@user1471465608

Feel a bit awful for saying this, but when I see Jordon I can only think of David from Psychoville...

😅😅😅😅

@SpanishFly

Franky really isn't the suave guy he believes he is. When he loses the tux, he looks more like an outdoor worky, with the leather wrinkled weathered face.

Also, a fear of water doesn't get cured by you explaining that you're wearing a life jacket so you won't drown 🤦🏼‍♀️

Thats very true but (and I loathe myself for defending wanky) she doesn't actually have a phobia of deep water does she! She might not like it much but she didn't seem at all fazed by it

@TheHouseILiveIn
"Hereforthekicks
He can't even look at her

It's like he's got Asperger's or something"

Eh??? No, he's just a prick. I don't believe that not looking at someone when they talk is enough to be diagnosed with autism 😒

@notanotherjacketpotato yes, I actually meant to add that to my post! She still happily got on the paddleboard, so she really didn't help her cause at all 😅

@SpanishFly

Also. Franky is only 47? 😳

I commented on this too!

Hamster cheeks is not a nice guy.

All the chocolate bum rubbing and winking about having sex was giving me the boak tonight. It's a good job I didn't watch Love Island, my pearls would be welded into my wee hands.

Amy reminds me of sporky from toy story

Jordan seems really wet. Not the sort of person I’d expect to go on this ‘show’.

For he was a fireman , he’d probably have the nickname ‘Charisma ‘.

I can tell James Bond, Daniel Craig wannabe Franky isn’t going to play happy families when reality sets in.
He’ll be back to Dubai living the single life.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

DH and I both spent tonight shouting at the screen. Frankie and Jordon both dreadful.

We were fascinated during Marylise and Frankie’s conversation about him moving, over lunch, that the food and drink revealed how hugely (and badly) edited it was - virtually down to each individual word. Either they filmed the interaction multiple times or who knows what the original conversation was. Wine glass empty, full, half way, full again all while a sentence is spoken.

Wanky is such a dick! Competing with Marylise about absolutely everything including breakfast when she's not even competing back. She has the patience of a saint.

Why does Amy keep pouting? It's very distracting.

Meg looks from tomorrow's preview like a bit of a sap. Some very immature adults this season.

JorDON. Awful, awful man. Shifty AF.

Can't remember Howard and Fergal's actual names

@StiffyByng

DH and I both spent tonight shouting at the screen. Frankie and Jordon both dreadful.

We were fascinated during Marylise and Frankie’s conversation about him moving, over lunch, that the food and drink revealed how hugely (and badly) edited it was - virtually down to each individual word. Either they filmed the interaction multiple times or who knows what the original conversation was. Wine glass empty, full, half way, full again all while a sentence is spoken.

I noticed that about the wine glasses. Lots of editing to make it look like Franky's only response was 'yeah'

Franky reminds me of Amos Brearly from way back in the day Emmerdale. With his half arsed attempt at facial hair.

I'd take Amos over Franky any day