MAFSUK 3- Drama at first sight, love gets left behind

[dillite]

Well, I started one because lack of space was driving me mad

I think Alexis looks like Josephine Baker.

Jordans body language is so awful like he wants to run out of their

Omfgggg

@TheHouseILiveIn

I didn't realise Ant was on Your Face or Mine too.

With his ex who was absolutely gorgeous!

OMG! Jordan is an utter dick.

Omg what a dick wife swapping he's after swapping before he's even met them the sleazy bastard.

Ahhh good old nakita! Please leave!

"Let's make a baby!"

I hope she is going.

Next episode looks juicy!

DH just heard Nikita and said "urgh shut the fuck up"

Jordan is typical arse of a man, sitting there saying he isn't going to xhnage whilst she at least compromises and says she is going to try

@Hereforthekicks

He can't even look at her

It's like he's got Asperger's or something

Jordan is really quite horrible - no need for him to change, he’s perfect, blah blah. And then wife swapping as he’s not happy with what he’s got? Dude - you’re really not all that. Twat.

Right, switching channel quickly before the Amanda Holden thing starts, can’t stand whatever is going on with the whole fake nan

I'm trying to figure out whose face is more plastic, Amanda or Nan.

@ElizabethTudor

Jordan is really quite horrible - no need for him to change, he’s perfect, blah blah. And then wife swapping as he’s not happy with what he’s got? Dude - you’re really not all that. Twat.

He's not good looking at all. I can't understand why he's on this show for fame

If the nan didn’t look so fake I think I’d like it

I'm a bit late to the party but.... " I love you"?!??!!! Wtf?

Is he love bombing or just massively naive?

Feel a bit awful for saying this, but when I see Jordon I can only think of David from Psychoville...

I like that Josh was totally pissed off at Amy disturbing his sleep on the plane... in bed etc. But now she's kept him up all night shagging he's happy as a pig in shit. Men really are such simple creatures.

So glad that Tayah and Adam are getting along.

Jordon is gaslighting Alexis and making her think she's the problem. He's a dangerous guy for any woman that has the misfortune to get his attention. And the whole negging thing 'I normally go for leggy blondes' (LIES!) He's an absolute wanker trying to turn himself into the victim.

@notanotherjacketpotato

I like that Josh was totally pissed off at Amy disturbing his sleep on the plane... in bed etc. But now she's kept him up all night shagging he's happy as a pig in shit. Men really are such simple creatures.

. Good point! I was with him on the waking up bit - it’s so annoying when someone won’t let you sleep in peace. But he’s clearly not so precious about it if he’s getting laid.

Jordan is a very unpleasant, dull, unattractive, arrogant man. Feel sorry for his wife. And outraged that he seems to already have someone at home, according to Twitter. I think there must have been so many decent guys applying for this and they chose this deceitful wetwipe??

Even if I didn't know about the whole Jordon girlfriend thing I would have thought he was shady. He's playing on her insecurities that she told him about on their wedding night to try and gain the upper hand and pretend to be the victim. Utter scumbag.

Why does he think he's gods gift? He looks like a chipmunk, but less cute

Agreed he’s utterly charmless. Honestly between him and Wanky I’d have to go for the latter, that’s how hideous I find him!

I’m actually quite enjoying the Holden Girls - don’t usually like Leigh Francis as his other alters - can’t stand celebrity juice - but nan is actually quite funny