MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Will this do your maj?

@dillite

Did he just refer to himself as a daddy? 🤮🤮🤮

Worse, THE daddy

@Monestera

The Lake District??

Yes, they got shafted there compared to everyone else jetting off

She covered the disappointment quite well.

@Monestera

The Lake District??

They probably couldn't go abroad because of her children

'Can we eat these?' Erm yeah, they're frickin grapes!!!! Zero brain cells

Because you are a scumbag m8. That's why.

I think knowing Jordans true intentions makes he more of a 🐍

We are almost at 1000 posts. Who starts a new thread? Is there a convention?

Jordon is such a snake. Why go on a show called Married At First Sight if you're not prepared to give your bride a chance and literally friendzone her immediately. I'd love if if they tricked him and said it was a legally binding wedding and she's entitled to half of everything.

Jordan is a fucking prick. That's the most insulting monologue.

Alexis is way out of his league looks wise.

"outside of my comfort zone" ?! What a twat. When he looks like a thumb

@Englishgirl9

Have you seen on Twitter that Nikita, Ant and Morag have all been on TV shows before (Your face or mine etc). They are just looking for their 5 mins of fame.

Also, SPOILERS AHEAD ...... Jordan from last night's episode had a gf since university and left her to go on the show, got back with her after filming, didn't tell her anything about it until 2 days before it aired.

Wait, Jordon went to university!?!

I wonder if he feels guilty about his ex.

Just asked DP how old he thinks Tayah is.

"28"

I hate the way Jordan talks.

What was that cat manoeuvre tayah or whatever her name is just do?!

I love that Tayah and Adam proper fancy each other

@Bananarama21

I wonder if he feels guilty about his ex.

Without a doubt

Yes! Tayah and Adam fancy each other, they might be genuine!

We are almost at 1000 posts. Who starts a new thread? Is there a convention?

Yes, the convention is that it is never discussed in advance. It's every thread starter for herself.

@Monestera

Just asked DP how old he thinks Tayah is.

"28"

🤔

Oooh. These two really don't get on.

That bed is enormous. I am jealous.

Amy.reminds me of Scarlett Moffat, they have zero chemistry there I don't think he likes her.

Josh is HORRIBLE

@Monestera

We are almost at 1000 posts. Who starts a new thread? Is there a convention?

Yes, the convention is that it is never discussed in advance. It's every thread starter for herself.

May the best girl win. And the loser's thread gets deleted