MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Will this do your maj?

This is being set up for wife swapping and drama as per the Aussie script.

Wanky would love Gilead.

I think it's pretty poor they don't give them twin bed rooms (think Bob got this) or at least offer 2 rooms rather than make one person sleep on a sofa floor.

@Thewinterofdiscontent

I like to argue against the popular opinion but Fuck no. ….Wanky Franky . No wonder it ended with his ex wife being rude to him. No shit,

I would be interested to hear from his ex wife

Poor man’s Daniel Craig says he wants a classy lady and then complains when she refuses to sleep in the same bed as him hours after meeting 🤷‍♀️

Yes, I’m watching the Afters show. Or at least will see what it’s like.

I think the fact they have an afters show demonstrates that it's all about the drama and not about the 'science' behind it.

How can AJ Odudu be presenting this for 5 weeks if she's on Strickly?

I'd Josh and Knakita don't have an affair I'll eat my hat.

Morag looks like she has trapped her face in the lift doors I try not to drag a woman down for their looks but she made poor Luke cry!!

And Franky's looking quite cranky at the thought of a solo wanky on the sofa tonight!!

Pre recorded a while back...

Oh I hope ixpert Charlene has to account for these crap matches!

Ah, of course, I probably should have worked that out for myself 🙄

Natalie Cassidy! Sonia from eastenders grin

@Jenga0808 that’s it! Thank you

Omg Nikita is vile poor Ant.

I'm so happy they've changed the format. It's made my year

I'm an hour behind and I missed Amy's into. Sorry if I'm repeating what anyone has said. I'll go back and read. I don't like that army bloke at all, he gives me the creeps. How is a woman with two children being matched with someone who lives in Dubai? For fucks sake.

Franky is a fucking pig. I would rather leap off a cliff then get anywhere near him. Even the way he patted his mom 'good girl'. Controlling, pervy, misogynistic creep. Vile

I'm sorry should I get off the fence?

"I like a bit of pain" you're getting a world of pain my dear.

Oh, no spoilers but first dinner party looks mental.

How have you seen that?!?

Oh look! Another one on another show previously!!!

Married At First Sight fans spot Amy Christophers from The Bachelor
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