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MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 22:02

Will this do your maj?

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MargotMoon · 02/09/2021 21:56

Is there anything less attractive than a man with a tattooed neck?

riotlady · 02/09/2021 21:56

Amy’s bridesmaid looks like an actress from a soap and I can’t think of her name

bobbeebob · 02/09/2021 21:56

Taxiiii for one

MrsWhites · 02/09/2021 21:56

The speech 🙈🙈🙈

ReginaaPhalange · 02/09/2021 21:57

Oh he's a creep

dillite · 02/09/2021 21:57

My fanny has literally packed up house and left the building at hearing that speech

Horehound · 02/09/2021 21:58

I knew he was a mysogynist when be mentioned the woman being the keeper of the house but he liked a day in the longer term things.

Knittingupastorm · 02/09/2021 21:58

That speech was toe-curlingly awful

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 02/09/2021 21:58

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ReginaaPhalange · 02/09/2021 21:58

@dillite

My fanny has literally packed up house and left the building at hearing that speech
Mine would have been the same but left half of it after my waxing earlier!
Roberta268 · 02/09/2021 21:58

@dillite

My fanny has literally packed up house and left the building at hearing that speech
Ha!!! Me too!
Bananarama21 · 02/09/2021 21:59

Third eye Shock

Italiangreyhound · 02/09/2021 21:59

Appalonia

"I think Amy and Bob would make a nice match." Definitely. Sadly Amy's spiritual side is turning Josh off.

Franky's wedding speech was awful!

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2021 21:59

Fuck off Wanky, you’ve been a PT in Dubai longer than you were a soldier

MrsWhites · 02/09/2021 21:59

Oh he doesn’t like being sent off to the sofa!!

Bananarama21 · 02/09/2021 22:00

Look at his face when he was getting put on the sofa tonight. He thought he was getting lucky.

dotdotdotdash · 02/09/2021 22:00

What have the ixperts done? Amy is 34 and Josh is 26? She is sensitive; he swears constantly and literally goes cross-eyed trying to listen to her!

ElizabethTudor · 02/09/2021 22:00

Wanky : “we’re getting on fine, Can’t wait to get on finer”
Marylise : “you’re on the sofa”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

dillite · 02/09/2021 22:00

Wanky literally expects sex like it's his right. His face at being told that he will sleep on the sofa Grin

riotlady · 02/09/2021 22:00

Oooh Franky talked a big game about traditional values and being a gentleman but he doesn’t like giving up the bed to his mrs

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Jenga0808 · 02/09/2021 22:01

@riotlady

Amy’s bridesmaid looks like an actress from a soap and I can’t think of her name
Natalie Cassidy! Sonia from eastenders Grin
MrsWhites · 02/09/2021 22:01

Be to fair to Josh she is over egging the spiritual side stuff a bit!

Thewinterofdiscontent · 02/09/2021 22:01

I like to argue against the popular opinion but
Fuck no. ….Wanky Franky . No wonder it ended with his ex wife being rude to him. No shit,

Appalonia · 02/09/2021 22:01

Oh god looks like it's Nikita and Ant Mark II