MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Will this do your maj?

I imagine Frankie's ex-DW is at home on the sofa watching with her mates, shouting at the TV 'don't do it love!!!'

Red flags galore for that man. He even hinted that his ex was the 'crazy ex', probably because she stood up to him once.

I'm sorry but do the experts do any kind of assessment of the people they are putting in this experiment? If all of us can see the huge red flags about his character, why can't they? It can't be editing can it, you can't edit what they don't say

@thenightsky

I imagine Frankie's ex-DW is at home on the sofa watching with her mates, shouting at the TV 'don't do it love!!!'

Red flags galore for that man. He even hinted that his ex was the 'crazy ex', probably because she stood up to him once.

One HUNDRED percent!!'

I think they could have better matched people if they just took them randomly off the street because that's the amount of thought they put into it.

I would not want to spend a night in a room with Wanky. He actually scares me.

This afters woman is very excitable

I really don't like Franky. He gives me the creeps, I feel sorry for the lady who is paired up with him. She seems so nice.

I'm glad AJ was grilling the sixpert on Afters. Yes, why exactly DID you pair Josh and Amy and Morag and Luke?🤔

When is the dinner party?

Did they speak to Michelle and Owen? I wasn't paying attention.

@MrsWhites

Be to fair to Josh she is over egging the spiritual side stuff a bit!

I thought this.

I'd run a mile from anyone who believes the day you were born has something to do with your personality, comparability and Venus/the moon. Amy sounds like hard work.

@MoreThanJustANumber

Luke is so lovely. He reminds me of Jonesy from one of the Aus series.

Exactly Jonesy turned out to be a nasty little twat!

I think Luke is dull as ditchwater

@JaneJeffer

"I like a bit of pain" you're getting a world of pain my dear.

That was awful, why, just why did she say that?

I really like Ant, he totally has the measure of Nikita. She thought she was getting some sort of sap who'd worship her and talk about her beauty all day, and is sorely disappointed that she's met someone with a bit of depth.

Re Morag....I've been trying to think of a nice way to say this, but TBH there isn't really a nice way...does anyone else think she's maybe been a burn victim at some point? Her face looks like she's had reconstructive surgery or similar

@YourFinestPantaloons

I really like Ant, he totally has the measure of Nikita. She thought she was getting some sort of sap who'd worship her and talk about her beauty all day, and is sorely disappointed that she's met someone with a bit of depth.

Re Morag....I've been trying to think of a nice way to say this, but TBH there isn't really a nice way...does anyone else think she's maybe been a burn victim at some point? Her face looks like she's had reconstructive surgery or similar

I cannot believe you just wrote that!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the guests at Franky’s wedding looked like Kate Middleton. Although not as slim, but v similar.

I can't tell you how much I cringed during Franky's speech. They seemed to at least have some chemistry and be able to comfortably chat but if he keeps up the 70s comedian 'her at home' material I expect Marilyse will go off him rather fast.

I think Josh and Amy might be the worst match yet? A woman who just experienced three years of trauma matched with a man who has been too busy shagging to experience anything else. He looks so out of his depth and more than anyone else feels like he's just there to be on telly. The astrology being brought up so often is a bit much but she seems very nice nonetheless!

Well franky boy, you made it simple for us to find you your nickname.

You’re on tinder yeah? Smell helpful people yeah? Also smell unhelpful people yeah? Skill from the forces yeah? And it prepared you for your wedding yeah?

I smell shite.

And as beautiful as Marilyse is, she will smell it soon enough.

For as much as the world needs a poundies Daniel Craig, your face needs a good press more. And the twirl for the wedding guests? Who are ye? Anthea Redfern?

Hold this kiss and she’s gonna like it? Mmmm. Nope.

I’ve never seen such a patronising cock deliver such a dreadful speech. The only way my toes would’ve curled quicker is if I’d rammed my trotters into a size 3 shoe.

Thank you for making this easy because you are gorgeous. That says to me ‘I would have found it a trial if you’d been a munter’

margot asked if there was anything less attractive than a dude with a tattooed neck. Aye. Wanky qualifies.

Loves kids? Doesn’t love his ex though. I’m wary of blokes who do that. I bet her side is enlightening.

His little unironed face when she shoved him on the sofa.

All your army training didn’t help you smell that coming eh?

So Amy was another one with an order. Another potty mouth too. And a sad story. (Don’t need that thanks)
Another pneumatic mouth and more comedy brows. Lovely shiny hair though. Just as shiny as her teef.

Josh is a bit of Nikita eh? Ixpert think this pairing will make him go deep. Maybe not in Amy..

Shitting himself re marriage? He knows it is fake right?

They mostly all should. A lot of them have tv experience after all..

She’s not sure about the age gap - will that matter if he is hyouge?

She wants to connect minds. He wants to be connected somewhere else.

He is worried about stars, universes, and a third eye. Amy has to be more worried about the 5th one. The face he pulled when he realised she wasn’t going to add to his notches…

MrsCatE

Hello treacle! I’m losing my pith.

Although I do believe Fwanky took it with his speech. 😘

The only way my toes would’ve curled quicker is if I’d rammed my trotters into a size 3 shoe.

@Ughmaybenot

Are the ‘experts’ honestly just throwing darts at photo boards to make these matches?!

I don't think the 'experts' have a thing to do with it. The production team match people up. By the looks of it they aren't looking for compatibility but for tension and conflict because they know that jeopardy is what keeps people watching. They seem to have no regard for the mental well being of the individuals involved.

The 'experts' role is to sit around a table and read the script they have been given which spouts spurious reasons why the couple have been matched - the best/worst one so far being 'they both enjoy sex and like sport'. On that basis you could match any two of 75% of the world!

I read an interview recently in OK where Mel said she is no longer a registered psychologist because she 'has moved on'. I just bet she has!

They really haven't matched these couples well have they? I can only assume they had a shortage of male applicants given that they took Dubai Franky and matched him with a woman with kids and matched a 27 yr old player with an older woman who's into her spiritual side.

@MargotMoon

How can AJ Odudu be presenting this for 5 weeks if she's on Strickly?

most Strictly contestants continue their regular jobs alongside Strictly, at least for the first few weeks. God knows how. I'm wiped out and need a bit of a lie down after a one hour Zumba class.

@MrsWhites

Poor man’s Daniel Craig says he wants a classy lady and then complains when she refuses to sleep in the same bed as him hours after meeting 🤷‍♀️

I think to Wanky 'classy' means obedient and submissive, a doormat who subscribes to his old fashioned view of the world.

I’ve seen a few posts on Twitter saying Franky is an older version of Daniel Craig, except he is about 5 years (of telling the truth) younger 😆

I might be a horrible old sow but I will never intentionally hurt or offend anyone on here. (One or two in real life will not get that courtesy) Didn't think it for minute,I had no idea either

Wanky Franky PATTED his mum