Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Dion where’s the sauce

Definitely needs a sauce, Dion. The coleslaw is dry as well!

I guess we should call it a delivery rather than a takeaway these days @Pebbledashery, I don’t know anyone except my parents who go and collect it any more

Bloody well done Katie

Hope Dion isn't in trouble don't think he will be

Why didn't anyone make fish and chips or pizza

Gregg can fuck off with the nonsensical "It eats fantastic".

Food doesn't eat, you wanker, people eat food. Honestly.

It isn’t a curry if it isn’t a gravy base!!!!!!!

Why do that to her rice

@Halsall

Somehow I don't think Joe Swash is referring to Orlando de Lassus, 16th century master of late Renaissance polyphony

Oh stop it

Oh no Melissa. I don't want her to go.

That rice really is something

Can we also just take a minute to talk about Johns hair??

Oh no she can't go!

Oh no, hope this doesn’t sink Melissa, she’s been one of the best this week so far

@Pebbledashery

Chicken Kiev is so 80s 🤣

That's how long ago it was 😃😃

@Sunbird24

I guess we should call it a delivery rather than a takeaway these days *@Pebbledashery*, I don’t know anyone except my parents who go and collect it any more

Delivery ? What is this delivery you speak of ? Someone also told me about a thing called Uber 🤣

That's not lassi!

Dammit. He didn't do badly enough to save Melissa. DAMMIT.

Oh Melissa, you've done pretty well until now. The winker mustn't go through.

Deliveroo basically without breaking advertising standards

If they get rid of Melissa I'll scream

John’s curtains. Of hair

Melissa out

John's hair is very baroque looking.. His hair reminds me of the type of hair a very strict head mistress would have

How can they say Joe's lump of rice was okay.