Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Love saffron

If only I could spell it

Bloody love brandy snaps.

It's NOT 'tuemeric', it's TURMERIC, you PLONKER.

And what do you mean, they won't recognise cardamom? Really??'

How do you know when your biscuits are ready, did Gregg really just ask that??

Bloody brandy snap tubes we used to use wooden spoon handles

Evening all. I am in a right foul mood so Gregg had better be on his best behaviour.

Brandy snaps are a joy.

I'm not sure that I've ever eaten a brandy snap

This is a bit unfair this round!

If all the flavour of a clementine was in the skin, we wouldn't eat them.

Except that you shouldn't put bloody butter cream into ginger snaps. What a sin.

I imagine it's much like a cannoli though

I like everyone but Kem.

Bless the BBC for allowing Gregg to think that food-identifying is a special skill. There was probably a meeting where they all had to think, 'Well, why do we employ him?' 'Vegetables!'

Kem is like the village idiot.

How is the spices task relatable to the skills test..

@Halsall

It's NOT 'tuemeric', it's TURMERIC, you PLONKER.

And what do you mean, they won't recognise cardamom? Really??'

My exact thoughts.

I haven't eaten anything much for about 4 weeks and suddenly really want a brandy snap.

I'd demolish a brandy snap right now..

Fuck off Gregggggg!!

I like her

Shut up Gregg you tosser

Why do they make them write it down when they are right there?

That’s like a proclamation 🤣🤣🤣

I like her too. But she's not my favourite because if she were she'd be leaving today.

Kem is totes my fave.

@GrouchyKiwi

Except that you shouldn't put bloody butter cream into ginger snaps. What a sin.

I'd feel so disappointed if it wasn't fresh cream or brandy butter