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Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

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Pebbledashery · 24/08/2021 21:10

Here you go all.

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Sunbird24 · 01/09/2021 21:45

@Blueberrycreampie loads in Sainsbury’s!

squooshe · 01/09/2021 21:45

Her dessert does sound luscious

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:45

State of Michelle's kitchen.. Ffs

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:45

Not when you live in Scotland! Often found for £1 at the supermarket.

fourquenelles · 01/09/2021 21:46

Michelle sounds a bit hyper and sniffy hmmmmm

SpindleWhorl · 01/09/2021 21:46

@Pebbledashery

John looks really unwell
He does. Much as we take the piss, I hope he's all right. That looks more like medication side-effects than simple weight gain.
Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2021 21:46

[quote Sunbird24]@Blueberrycreampie loads in Sainsbury’s![/quote]
Really? Thanks, I'd forgotten about how lovely they are.

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:47

Yeah he looks like it's weight gain as a result of medication.. Definitely

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littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:47

They are grouchy just up the road at the margiottas

fourquenelles · 01/09/2021 21:47

Prediction - MIchelle to go.

squooshe · 01/09/2021 21:47

@GrouchyKiwi

Not when you live in Scotland! Often found for £1 at the supermarket.
the lemon drizzle Border biscuits are my weakness
RomainingCalm · 01/09/2021 21:47

When you are picking up your cheese in Waitrose these are very lovely.

Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!
littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:47

He does look unwell. His face is bloated

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/09/2021 21:47

Oh Michelle.

Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:47

Grilled all that pineapple for a measly chunk

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viques · 01/09/2021 21:47

I like the way Kadeena is showing Kem what to do with a pineapple.

Jamie Oliver and. I both make flatbreads with just yogurt and flour John, they are lovely.

iklboo · 01/09/2021 21:48

I suspect Gregg would actually grow in a cellar. You'd unlock the door and encounter a terracotta army of Greggs.

More like mould. Or Chthulu.

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2021 21:48

@Pebbledashery

State of Michelle's kitchen.. Ffs
'Cept it's not hers - someone else will have to clear that mess up!
JaquelineBean · 01/09/2021 21:49

I’m calling Kem to go.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:49

@iklboo

I suspect Gregg would actually grow in a cellar. You'd unlock the door and encounter a terracotta army of Greggs.

More like mould. Or Chthulu.

I read a book with a sentient sourdough starter that ate people. Maybe more like that?
Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:49

Her flatbread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:49

Burnt 🤣🤣🤣

squooshe · 01/09/2021 21:49

@RomainingCalm

When you are picking up your cheese in Waitrose these are very lovely.
Don't leave me hanging! I love a supermarket recc
GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:50

Ah Michelle. What a mess.

EmotionalSupportBear · 01/09/2021 21:50

i've spent most of today shouting at the TV.. John is REALLY getting on my nerves.

I really don't like that second round... and John needs to stfu, where does he get off taking the piss out of people who have NO CLUE what they're making? It would be marginally kinder to at least give them some minimal instructions like Paul Hollywood does on the technical in GBBO.

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