Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Deep fry the chips Katie

I would hate to go out for dinner and be served a school dinner cake.

@Pebbledashery

I can't listen to this critique.

"Critique".

four I'm usually about all the carbs, just not with that dish.

Anaemic chips...

I feel really sorry for Katie

Life is surreal at the moment. I am watching Masterchef with the sounds of Reading Festival in the background! Stormzy headlining so I wont get much sleep.

@GrouchyKiwi

Piggy I can't double carb with toad in the hole, the batter is too filling.

I'm sorry but I really think you have to have mash - not infused with peas though!

Oh dear, the chips.

Oh dear, Katie’s chips have just handed Joe a ticket to the semifinal

Poor Katie..

Ooooh that sauce

Flaccid (great word) chips

Jesus those chips

Oh god, based on that we are going to have Swash and Pollard in the final 😱

Oh, I'd have to have potato with Yorkshire pudding. No sausages though . Just a hole; no toad.

Mooing steak...

Oh poo Katie is out

And what the fuck is Vicky wearing?

Oh no, Katie.

Oh no poor Katie and does this give Joe a chance to stay. Arrgghhh

Oh bless her. A disaster.

Flaccid chips 🤣

Oh god, Joe's going through. Slay him, Su! Slay him!

@Piggywaspushed

Oh, I'd have to have potato with Yorkshire pudding. No sausages though . Just a hole; no toad.

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