Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Why did Katie decide to wear all of Debenhams on her face today

So Swashie is making Toad in the hole - just like Katie?

I hope Katie and Dion go through

Halloumi = squeaky cheese

It squeaks in your mouth. That’s not right. Not right at all

@littlbrowndog

Halloiumi has no point in life

Agree - horrible squeaky stuff.

Evening everyone!

This is how I always think of John Partridge.

@littlbrowndog

It squeaks in your mouth. That’s not right. Not right at all

Agreed

Halloumi is life. Bbq'd especially

I've found if you eat halloumi really fast it doesn't squeak.

I used to love the chips at school.

I love bread and butter pudding

I loved the school chips too

Squeaky life

Ooh, seems like Dion has the riskiest menu. Katie and Joe are quite basic. I like comfort food but Joe's menu is a bit too kiddy-fied.

Omg john's jumper is hideous

I don't remember Vicki being on it.

Halloumi & bacon is ace

@Wolfcub

I love bread and butter pudding

Me too

I did like Vicky but she did a lot of gurning.

I can't not think of scary Stella in eastenders..

The only on of those judges I like is John Partridge and I'm not even that keen on him! Come on Katie!

Vicky's top is terrible.

HOW THE FUCK DID SOPHIE WIN IN 2014???!! I'm sure it was only 2 years ago.

Girl walrus started school 2 weeks ago and I don't think chips feature on the menu anymore.

@TheDogsMother

I did like Vicky but she did a lot of gurning.

Yes it's got worse!

I bet Dion Dublin opens a restaurant after this.