Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

It's not the same without a mass catered crumble.

Broccoli looks really sad.

I am very confused. The young lad judge has the facial characteristics that are very common in my family tree. However. my ancesters never ventured further than the East End or Yorkshire and my DNA puts me firmly in a field just outside Leeds.

I meant about who the 2020 champion is, but the same applies to the lack of potatoes

Shut up Gregg.

FUCK OFF GREGG. And Su, you fuck right off with him.

Shoot me!

Oh ffs. Greg singing and dancing. FFS

Oh God. Make it stop.

What a lucky lady Greggs wife is....

Oh Bez and his bees ❤️

I'm so distracted by Duncan the Dolmio puppet. He thinks he's Jamie Oliver.

I love Bez. He seems so sweet and modest.

Can we sent the ex contestants home too?

I sort of vaguely remember Riyadh but nothing about him. Sorry, old boy.

Just come on here to view the "fuck off Greg's" after his and Sue Pollards dance routine.

Gregggggg actually did the chirpy Cockernee dance.

Please just put me out of my misery right now, I can't take this.

She's staying isn't she?

Smoked haddock curry with mango. It just gets better.

What did Duncan do.. I missed it as I was warming up rice pudding 😋

Has there ever been another contestant like this?

• Su, you've only got 2 minutes left!

• Hang on, while I sing the entire back catalogue of Ethel Merman!

Looks like a meal from boil in bag

The way Duncan says Celeriac...

Sellerack and mango curry sauce.

Yum.....

Oh ffs. Duncan just fuck off right now

What's cellerack?