Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

@Halsall

Sellerack and mango curry sauce.

Yum.....

😂

Looks like what one of my cats sicked up this afternoon.

Fish and mango. Da fuck

Are these judges all on special drugs

The only thing fish goes with is chips 😂

Mango fool is boring.

The judges' 'stretch dining table' is also slightly ludicrous. They would have been better with 3x individual tables rather than something more suited to hosting the Last Supper.

All that mango fool is missing is a soupçon of curry

New theory, Duncan is stuffing his face with filler so he looks more like Greggg and can steal some of his work. They already sound alike.....

The dress Angela ? Bell is wearing is lovely.

Over on another thread I've been posting a lot about Greg Wise doing Strictly and I keep on going to give him that extra 'g'. How can I be getting the two of them mentally confused?

I'd be sending that back to the fool in the kitchen who only gave me half a portion

Am I the only one enjoying all the contestants?

Burnt his chips 🍟

Soggy yet burnt

An anaemic looking plate.

What did he smear on top of that sea bass?

No chips.

Those peas look awful 😖

@EsmaCannonball

Over on another thread I've been posting a lot about Greg Wise doing Strictly and I keep on going to give him that extra 'g'. How can I be getting the two of them mentally confused?

Hold the phone! Greg Wise is doing Strictly? Oh my days. He is a Greg (one g) who gives me fanjo flutters unlike Gregggg who gives me the right pip.

It looks like vomit on that seabass..

Hot walnut sauce.

Allegedly, walnut sauce, Grouchy

Oh bez, that looks awful!

Are the judges off their heads